WAR!

May 22, 2005 00:48

I just saw the new Star Wars movie and I liked it quite a bit. It fulfilled my expectations and I wouldn’t mind seeing it again. There was this one part where Anakin Skywalker walks into room full of little jedi kids and I jokingly said, “well they’re all dead.” Then I shortly find out that they are dead. I don’t feel bad for saying that if that’s what you’re thinking. Sometimes little kids need to die and get shot in face.

Sitting behind my friends and I was a whole family of nerds and to the right of us was some guy playing dance dance revolution on his laptop. Beware seeing star wars movies on the opening weekends, you just might find yourself wanting to merc several unsuspecting people in throat.

These are also the people who clap during the movie when they think something really cool happens. Their mind process goes a little like this “wait that was so cool I feel the need to clap even though the actors on the screen can’t hear me, ya I’m going to do it!” Clapping is a form of affirmation usually used at a live performance so that the people performing know that you enjoyed something, not at a movie to annoy people like me who think you’re an idiot for clapping at nothing.



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