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Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a
woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is
that considered a hostage situation?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is
open, it's not a door?
I think that these are funny!!!.
appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a
woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is
that considered a hostage situation?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is
open, it's not a door?
I think that these are funny!!!.