the names have been changed to protect the (not so) innocent
So myspace is totally sweet because I get friend requests from total goobers. Logging in is like opening up Pandora's box, if Pandora's box was an internet service full of total goobers. Every day the internet shits in my hand. It's beautiful.
Here is where you come in. Help me decide the fate of these fine fellas who have attempted to add me:
Pinecone enjoys meditation, choking his dick off, and John Mayer.
Should I add Pinecone as my Myspace friend?
Turkey enjoys making farting noises with his hands, radio shows, and creeping people out in car windows with his mutant freak face.
Should I add Turkey as my Myspace friend?
Darth Vape has a green light saber, is a clone army vet, and has a natalie portman comforter
he sent me a message saying, "let the force be with you" see that made me apathetic and his inspiring words (and maybe the force) made me accept him. Hoping to get more deep messages, not unlike his last one, in the future
I also got a request from this girl who looked like Jack Nicholson. I denied her because there is nothing more bogus than looking like the fucking Joker. What a joke(r)! Basically what I'm getting at is the internet is awesome.
Here is where you come in. Help me decide the fate of these fine fellas who have attempted to add me:
Pinecone enjoys meditation, choking his dick off, and John Mayer.
Should I add Pinecone as my Myspace friend?
Turkey enjoys making farting noises with his hands, radio shows, and creeping people out in car windows with his mutant freak face.
Should I add Turkey as my Myspace friend?
Darth Vape has a green light saber, is a clone army vet, and has a natalie portman comforter
he sent me a message saying, "let the force be with you" see that made me apathetic and his inspiring words (and maybe the force) made me accept him. Hoping to get more deep messages, not unlike his last one, in the future
I also got a request from this girl who looked like Jack Nicholson. I denied her because there is nothing more bogus than looking like the fucking Joker. What a joke(r)! Basically what I'm getting at is the internet is awesome.