NEXT NEXT NEXT!!!!
So hopefully you have all seen MTV’s dating show, NEXT. I’ve found myself watching it many times and asking the same questions. Like
1) does MTV tell them what to say or are they just THAT pathetic. Every single time someone is introducing themself they use the gayest lines like, “Hi I’m jake, and I won’t get nexted because my tool is so cool” first of all, when the girl (or guy) sees the potential date, they are going to know just exactly how cool your tool is. “Wow, who cares if he looks like franky muniz, this guy looks like his penis is totally awesome!, wanna go on a 2nd date?”and who can forget this one? “this guy will pick me because, I mean look at me” yeah I’m looking and I see that your fat oozing out the side of your pants and I see your uncanny resemblance to that fat girl in high school who always had a little mustache thing going on, and people would always put razors in her locker hoping that she would get the hint that she needed serious face waxing.
2) What exactly are the requirements to get on this show? It sure looks like you either have to be a homosexual, ugly, or autistic.
3) For the gay episodes, like why don't all the people on the bus hook up? I mean they definitely have an advantage. because instead of just one potential hook up, they have 5.
But yeah I could go on and on about this show, does anyone else know what I’m talking about? For those who don’t you must must must check out http://www.mtv.com/onair/dynamic_templates/components/modules/null amazing show, that will surely change your dating life.
Oh yeah and for the guy that went to Moorpark College, if you are reading this, please help me out with these questions…