Mar 08, 2005 21:09
------- anxiety gets the best of me ----------
Today at the DMV:
-Got there at 7:00 am
-Got called "stupid little SPIC bitch" by a black girl cause she didn't hear me say "excuse me"
-Had all my immigration papers lost.
-Lost my social security.
-Had to take the drivers test in spanish.
-Wandered around US1 desperately searching for taco bell.
-Stood infront of "The Collection" till they asked me nicely to remove myself
Also at the DMV:
-Left at 5:30 pm
-Popped a black girl between the eyes after I said " I said excuse me you fat bitch its not my fault you take up half the room"
-Found my immigration papers in the hands of the most adorable gay guy
-Got told my social security never existed, therefore I dont exsist
-Passed the drivers test in spanish
-Found a walgreens instead
-Got asked if I wanted a ferrari for sex.
Later tonight, Josh <3333 ::happiness::
Also, Robert is the funniest person I know. In the weirdest way. You funny little weird fucker.
PS I am now driving a brand new Ferrari.
Hahah I kid. I kid.