matt daugherty is breathing down my fucking neck...*gag*
haven't been online for a long time.
went to newlife youthgroup last nite...it totally kicked my a55, but it was intense, to say the least. powerful shit. jeez. after, me and john had the best conversation of our lives, about everything. conclusion: we are going to read a book together, and have talk-time about it! FUCK yeah! i can't believe how much i RULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
my scarf, i've been told, looks like something out of "where's waldo" or dr. seuss. sweet! cat n the fucking hat, muthafuckas!
WHERE'S WALDO?
"fucking thing 1," and "fucking thing 2,"
both knew exactly what they had to do!
They had to steal meaghan's scarf,
on which they did barf.
Oh no! her beautiful red-and-white scarf was crusty!
It was beyond a little bit dusty and musty.
her bosoms are now bare and busty.
as a result, her nipples turned rusty.
They ran with her scarf away into the night,
they laughed and they clapped while taking flight.
when all of a sudden, such a fright occurred,
such as neither of them had ever heard.
Approaching them from the east,
was the most enormous beast.
His eyebrows were bushy,
his seat was cushy.
"fucking thing 1" and "fucking thing 2" gasped,
when the enormous beast showed his huge hairy ass.
they dropped the scarf and ran like hell.
meaghan got back her scarf, and all is well. --written in equal parts by matt daugherty and meaghan bralick in constant collaberation (special thanks to you matt daugherty, without which this terrible children's story, which will NEVER appear on shelves, would not have be made possible)!!!
Which female sex symbol are you?
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went to newlife youthgroup last nite...it totally kicked my a55, but it was intense, to say the least. powerful shit. jeez. after, me and john had the best conversation of our lives, about everything. conclusion: we are going to read a book together, and have talk-time about it! FUCK yeah! i can't believe how much i RULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE.
my scarf, i've been told, looks like something out of "where's waldo" or dr. seuss. sweet! cat n the fucking hat, muthafuckas!
WHERE'S WALDO?
"fucking thing 1," and "fucking thing 2,"
both knew exactly what they had to do!
They had to steal meaghan's scarf,
on which they did barf.
Oh no! her beautiful red-and-white scarf was crusty!
It was beyond a little bit dusty and musty.
her bosoms are now bare and busty.
as a result, her nipples turned rusty.
They ran with her scarf away into the night,
they laughed and they clapped while taking flight.
when all of a sudden, such a fright occurred,
such as neither of them had ever heard.
Approaching them from the east,
was the most enormous beast.
His eyebrows were bushy,
his seat was cushy.
"fucking thing 1" and "fucking thing 2" gasped,
when the enormous beast showed his huge hairy ass.
they dropped the scarf and ran like hell.
meaghan got back her scarf, and all is well. --written in equal parts by matt daugherty and meaghan bralick in constant collaberation (special thanks to you matt daugherty, without which this terrible children's story, which will NEVER appear on shelves, would not have be made possible)!!!
Which female sex symbol are you?
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