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Sep 25, 2008 21:46

Private; hackable.

WHY HAVE EVEN MY FANTASIES BECOME CORRUPT.

I think that was... Sasuke... as a girl... with another girl. And... I got off on it?! THIS IS NOT RIGHT. Okay, focus, focus, Sasuke's a guy, my memories are just all weird, that other girl... must have been a guy too.

...So those two hot blond guys must have been girls before. No wonder I cracked the little twit upside the head. Hokage's daughter or not...

...Guh. Now I've gone and reminded myself of Naruto's stupid Sexy no Jutsu routine. Why did I do that?! I hope I forget all this, but just in case...

IMPORTANT NOTE TO SELF: As a girl, Naruto actually looks like an ugly, flat-chested tomboy. Okay, so she was twelve, but no way she'd ever grow up to look like that.

And. This is so weird... Ino and I were rivals. It... officially started over... On some level, I cannot believe I am actually writing this.

We were fighting over a girl.

She was... really cool and skilled and good-looking.

Her name was No way

Whatever. She grew up to be a total bitch. I'm over her.

Celice is much...

...Great, I remember seeing her naked. As a her. And making out with her. As a her. Haruko would have a field day with this.

...I wonder if he remembers making out with me as a guy.

...

...I wonder if that Renge guy takes doujinshi commissions.

((Memories: 25% of 36%.))

renge, naruto, ino, aisha, no really i'm not a yaoi fangirl honest, sasuke, haruko, the memento is for porn, celice, heather, memories, eww, what happened to my crotch

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