Sep 25, 2008 21:46
Private; hackable.
WHY HAVE EVEN MY FANTASIES BECOME CORRUPT.
I think that was... Sasuke... as a girl... with another girl. And... I got off on it?! THIS IS NOT RIGHT. Okay, focus, focus, Sasuke's a guy, my memories are just all weird, that other girl... must have been a guy too.
...So those two hot blond guys must have been girls before. No wonder I cracked the little twit upside the head. Hokage's daughter or not...
...Guh. Now I've gone and reminded myself of Naruto's stupid Sexy no Jutsu routine. Why did I do that?! I hope I forget all this, but just in case...
IMPORTANT NOTE TO SELF: As a girl, Naruto actually looks like an ugly, flat-chested tomboy. Okay, so she was twelve, but no way she'd ever grow up to look like that.
And. This is so weird... Ino and I were rivals. It... officially started over... On some level, I cannot believe I am actually writing this.
We were fighting over a girl.
She was... really cool and skilled and good-looking.
Her name was No way
Whatever. She grew up to be a total bitch. I'm over her.
Celice is much...
...Great, I remember seeing her naked. As a her. And making out with her. As a her. Haruko would have a field day with this.
...I wonder if he remembers making out with me as a guy.
...
...I wonder if that Renge guy takes doujinshi commissions.
((Memories: 25% of 36%.))
renge,
naruto,
ino,
aisha,
no really i'm not a yaoi fangirl honest,
sasuke,
haruko,
the memento is for porn,
celice,
heather,
memories,
eww,
what happened to my crotch