A salute to sex scenes.... Punch Drunk Love
B- "I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
L- "I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them..."
B- "OK. This is funny. This is nice. "
Some sex scenes in movies seems to always bring a tear to my eye. I mean, it brings out desires that I was truly never aware of. This clip almost ranks up there with that one porn of a midget with a Viking hat with a dildo attatched to the top, and the long-legged, nude, blonde 'actress' squatting above his head. ....I still have nightmares. So Troy, bring your sledgehammer (and viking hat or ninja mask if you like), and I will bring my mouth. We shall have an incredible night...
I think today is my laziness day. I was supposed to be in Dothan at 8:00 this morning, but, I (living an hour away) woke up at 7:10... not showered, no clothes clean.. yeah. I planted my ars right back into bed.
I am feeling pretty generous about Christmas this year. I already have Troy's present, my Granny's present, Blake's present and good ideas for the rest of the gang. I am usually not so into the whole gift idea. But! I have been paying attention over this year, and when I hear someone elaborate on how they like this certain item, I made sure to write it down.
Anywho... I need to finish up writing this paper. Jesus, I love writing, but, I hate guidelines that forces it to be objective. I like a debate sort of paper, where I get to find all the ways something could be proven wrong or right.
Oh, I just heard that there was a Nick and Jessica Christmas special on tonite!!... I would so do that, but dangling my body from a noose, above 10 rabid dogs, sparklers stuck in my ars and rubbing my listless body down with cement sounds a whole lot more beneficial and entertaining to my night.
Now, I shall depart.
L- "I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them..."
B- "OK. This is funny. This is nice. "
Some sex scenes in movies seems to always bring a tear to my eye. I mean, it brings out desires that I was truly never aware of. This clip almost ranks up there with that one porn of a midget with a Viking hat with a dildo attatched to the top, and the long-legged, nude, blonde 'actress' squatting above his head. ....I still have nightmares. So Troy, bring your sledgehammer (and viking hat or ninja mask if you like), and I will bring my mouth. We shall have an incredible night...
I think today is my laziness day. I was supposed to be in Dothan at 8:00 this morning, but, I (living an hour away) woke up at 7:10... not showered, no clothes clean.. yeah. I planted my ars right back into bed.
I am feeling pretty generous about Christmas this year. I already have Troy's present, my Granny's present, Blake's present and good ideas for the rest of the gang. I am usually not so into the whole gift idea. But! I have been paying attention over this year, and when I hear someone elaborate on how they like this certain item, I made sure to write it down.
Anywho... I need to finish up writing this paper. Jesus, I love writing, but, I hate guidelines that forces it to be objective. I like a debate sort of paper, where I get to find all the ways something could be proven wrong or right.
Oh, I just heard that there was a Nick and Jessica Christmas special on tonite!!... I would so do that, but dangling my body from a noose, above 10 rabid dogs, sparklers stuck in my ars and rubbing my listless body down with cement sounds a whole lot more beneficial and entertaining to my night.
Now, I shall depart.