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YOU KNOW YOUR IN RED SOX NATION WHEN
The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
You can actually find your way around Boston.
You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.
When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
You have gone to at least one party at UMass.
The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.(WHICH IS NOW BROKEN BITCH!!!!!)
You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.(!!!!!!!!!)
You know how to make a frappe.
You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.
You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.
You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school.
You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.
You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
You've called something "wicked pissa"
You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.
Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)
Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round
You still try to order curly fries from Burger King
You know what a "regular" coffee is
the curse is broken! 86 years! whos your daddy now? GOD ITS GREAT TO BE A SOX FAN! ps parade on sat w/the girls (wish it was fri) let me know if u wanna come along too!
i had a bad day. not gonna talk bout it. cuz u prob already know what happened. but the red sox are now world series champs and all is right with the world
paz
The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
You can actually find your way around Boston.
You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.
When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
You have gone to at least one party at UMass.
The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.(WHICH IS NOW BROKEN BITCH!!!!!)
You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.(!!!!!!!!!)
You know how to make a frappe.
You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.
You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.
You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school.
You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.
You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
You've called something "wicked pissa"
You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.
Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)
Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round
You still try to order curly fries from Burger King
You know what a "regular" coffee is
the curse is broken! 86 years! whos your daddy now? GOD ITS GREAT TO BE A SOX FAN! ps parade on sat w/the girls (wish it was fri) let me know if u wanna come along too!
i had a bad day. not gonna talk bout it. cuz u prob already know what happened. but the red sox are now world series champs and all is right with the world
paz