oh my god a MEME.
1. What color does your hair look like when it's wet?
Dark blonde! Because. You know.
2. Do you remember the date of your prom?
John Sheppard was my prom date, and I was Tabby's prom date.
3. Was your last kiss long and sensual or short and sweet?
I bit her.
4. When did you last have sex with your ex?
Like forever ago.
5. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine and Tabby's.
6. Are you in a relationship?
Whores, I am MARRIED.
7. Do you miss anyone?
Yeah, kind of. It's okay, though. I'm okay.
8. What are you listening to?
The sweet sound of SILENCE. (Temporary.)
9. Is there one place you'd like to visit?
I'm thinking Paris. I mean, I've been. But I want to take my girls there. So yeah. Paris it is. There's a buddy of mine I want them to meet.
10. Have you held hands with anyone today?
Yuh huh.
11. Do you regret anything?
Tons of shit. I'd probably do it all again the same way, though. I like my life.
12. Plans for tomorrow?
ohhh god ALL THE PLANS EVER.
13. Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
Uh yes.
14. Do you like to cuddle?
Indiscriminately :D (Hi Fish)
15. How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
A lot of guys, but it's worst when it's my daddies. It just is, you know?
16.Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
I could kind of go for a latte.
17. Do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yep.
18. Who do you not get along with?
A few people kind of spring to mind!
19. Do you think you're approachable?
No way. The hot chick is never approachable! (I'm kidding, Jesus Christ.)
20. Last movie you watched?
Die Hard: With A Vengeance. It's hot.
21. What are your plans for the weekend?
Wild. (Not really.)
22. How late did you stay up last night?
Ugh, I crashed so early.
23. Something interesting happen lately?
I've got a job! Also. MARRIED. (Novelty, still there!)
24. Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah. Couple times. But the ones I have now? They're basically stuck with me.
25. When was your last cig?
Before I found out I was pregnant again.
26. When was the last time you saw your father?
I don't know, it's been forever. Does it count if the police are asking me where he is?
27. Was your last kiss a mistake?
Uh, no.
28. What do you think of your number 2 on your top friends?
Huh?
29. Would you take your last ex back?
Sure, sometime left of fuck no.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Delicious nom noms. (My own recipe. Bask in my glory.)
31. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes! I'm a storygirl. It means I'm cooler than you.
32. Do you eat healthy?
Kinda. I know the pastries are gonna go to my ass.
33. Is there someone you regret sleeping with?
Warren Peace. Ugh.
34. Do you believe that it is possible to be with one person for the rest of your life?
Yeah. I totally do.
35. Have you ever been called a tease?
Yep! Look, bitches, if I follow through? It's not teasing. Learn it. Love it. Deal with it.
36. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours?
Mmmhmm.
37. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Sober. I don't get to drink a whole bunch.
38. What is the background on your cell phone?
It's so boring, I haven't even got a neat one.
39. Do you get everything you want?
You know, some days I kind of think I do. (I don't really.)
40. Has anyone ever spread a rumor about you?
Uh, yeah. Like a lot.
41. You go into Wal-Mart and have $20 to spend, what do you buy?
The first four words in that sentence were totally inaccurate.
42. Do you want to be in a relationship?
Epic duh.
43. Did you do something you kind of regret this week?
Oh honey, we all did. ...just in general. Who has a whole week without fucking up?
44. What is the best way to get over someone?
Shoot 'em in the foot. It helps.
45. Last person you hung out with?
Actually, Fish!
46. Where would you like to be right now?
Naked poolside on a luxury liner.
47. Ever told someone you loved them and not meant it?
Yeah.
48. Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it?
Yeah.
49. Who was your first real best friend?
Sorry to steal your answer, Fish, bb, but--yeah. My brother.
50. Are you still best friends with that person?
He's in my heart.
51. Ever done something really stupid?
I reiterate: Warren Peace.
52. Do you believe in kissing on the first date?
Also biting!
53. Can you play guitar hero?
Fuck YEAH. But just air guitaring is way more fun. It just is, okay? You people don't understand the power of imagination.
54. Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Tabby's panties. She thinks I should maybe devote more thought to like...other stuff.
55. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
brb to do that.
56. Have a crazy side?
Do I have any other sides?
57. Who would you do anything for?
My girls. All of 'em. And my daddies. Y'all know it.
58. Who is your best guy friend?
I don't know!
59. Do you have trust issues?
Why should I tell you? (That'd be a yes. btw.)
60. Are you a cuddler?
No, I hate and loathe touching.
61. What's your favorite type of flower?
Big daisies.
62. Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
She's like, right over there.
63. Where did you last sleep other than your house/apartment?
The hotel after the wedding.
64. Do you have a best friend?
I have three! They're great.
65. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah, I did. Couple times.
66. When will your next kiss be?
brb to get it.
67. Do you love someone right now?
No, I married her because I had this dress and no where to wear it.
68. Who was the last person to call you beautiful?
Do comments on my myspace ho shots count?
69. Ever had a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Um yeah!
70. Last place you took a plane to?
London.
71. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yep! The boob flash was unnecessary, but fun.
72. Who did you last go out to eat with?
Family outing!
73. Ever kissed someone who smokes?
I used to smoke, and...yeah. Basically everyone I ever kissed. (Okay, not really, but a lot!)
74. Do you cry easily?
Kinda. Not really.
75. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I bottle until I can't, it's extremely healthy of me.