Aug 14, 2005 20:28
in case any of you wanted to know how to pick up lesbians, appearantly walking around with a marker handlebar moustache works quite well. i did this at the release party for the Scandal Scouts (www.scandalscouts.com) on friday and ended up on stage offering free moustache rides to all the ladies in the audience. not only did this win me the hearts of all the women, but also $125 gift certificate towards a tattoo. go me.