Yep
So I've been thinking about it..
....and I'm pretty sure that dandelions and lillies have a completely different state of mind than all the other flowers in my garden, by the shed. Sure, they just sit there and look pretty, but next thing you know, a fuzzy little semi-retarded, in-bred chipmunk gets hungry for something pretty and decides to eat them and then *poof* they die from indigestion. Flowers have no mercy. Like Redbull on an empty stomach.
I'm happy about this past few weeks because a) I got a big paycheck that I haven't spent much on and b) I got to have the house alone for a few days. I don't know about you, but that's near enough for me to spontaneously combust into rainbow colored spaghetti strands! (If such a thing were only possible, like unicorns or fat to be considered better than skinny..) I'll hoot and holler all I want until Sunday, if and when my parents get back from Houston. IF being that I pick them up from the airport, that is. Oh, she's crafty.
My mom was talking to me about my future in college. She says that I must decide on what I want to do, because if I don't, I can't pick the classes that I need to take for my "future career". But I don't know what I want to do, so this decision is driving me to smoke cigarettes and drive around the neighborhood aimlessly until I run out of gas. Both of which I have no tolerance for. I mean it though, how can one possibly choose what classes to "fill up" on in their sophmore year? I've already taken 89% of my basics, like English, Math, Government, Sociology, French (Yeah, French. I got a C+. It's passing.) and I'm taking Psychology, History of Art, Art 1, uh Speech and a completely retarded filler class, The Art of Constructive Film Viewing or whateverthehell they want to label a movie-watching class. I already took The Art of Being Human, and for Christ's sake, I couldn't stand it. It was OK in general, but it's not like I need it for anything. It's not math. It's not part of B.S. except that it's a Humanities credit. I wish they made a class called "Sitting Around for the General Purpose of Learning Nothing" and it goes for 8 minutes, and during those 8 minutes, you get to choose from various candy bars and snacks that have nothing nutritional about them, and eat them before 8 minutes is over. That's it.
Ah, it's 11:08 AM now, and I'm hungry and sipping a diet Redbull because I had no breakfast. Now it's lunch. Damn.
I want to go to the zoo today, so maybe I will after 2.
Corinne