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so, i'm in israel and all. and having a ...blast? how inappropriate.
because i'm quickly losing my english (hello russian rellies) and am expected to be constantly in the company of said rellies, i am going to make a nice concise list of things that my four days in israel have involved;
* a one thousand year old fortress where the first kamikaze fighters in the middle east were trained
* a half-metre hole in the wall of the house up the road where lebanese rockets landed the night before my arrival
* cows grazing in minefields
* crooked mountain towns built from ancient jerusalem stone
* already being twice my former size from my aunt's cooking
* my super dooper right wing cousin who i argue with every second when he makes comments like "when you get married..." and "arabs are [insert nasty adjective]" and "america is noble and good for going into iraq" sdflksflskjdhfxcnvcxiwanttobashhisface
* note that said cousin is currently studying his masters in MATHEMATICS and when i entered his room all there was on his bookshelf was volumes on quantum mechanics and a pile of perfectly solved rubics' cubes. howwww am i related to this person?
please write comments about life in australia because i miss you all already wahh
because i'm quickly losing my english (hello russian rellies) and am expected to be constantly in the company of said rellies, i am going to make a nice concise list of things that my four days in israel have involved;
* a one thousand year old fortress where the first kamikaze fighters in the middle east were trained
* a half-metre hole in the wall of the house up the road where lebanese rockets landed the night before my arrival
* cows grazing in minefields
* crooked mountain towns built from ancient jerusalem stone
* already being twice my former size from my aunt's cooking
* my super dooper right wing cousin who i argue with every second when he makes comments like "when you get married..." and "arabs are [insert nasty adjective]" and "america is noble and good for going into iraq" sdflksflskjdhfxcnvcxiwanttobashhisface
* note that said cousin is currently studying his masters in MATHEMATICS and when i entered his room all there was on his bookshelf was volumes on quantum mechanics and a pile of perfectly solved rubics' cubes. howwww am i related to this person?
please write comments about life in australia because i miss you all already wahh