you my bitch you my bitch you my bitch you you you you you my bitch
Scene: Lucky Noodle
Cast: Me and Steph, out for birthday brunch...
...plus some random woman on her way to the bathroom.
"You're really such a gorgeous girl - so beautiful - but that shirt is AWFUL.
"Excuse me?"
"That shirt is really so terrible!"
"Well, my boyfriend made it for me and it's my birthday so I'm wearing it."
"Your boyfriend made that for you?! That's terrible!"
"Well, obviously you don't know me or my style."
"It's really your birthday???"
"Yes it is."
"Well, happy birthday! But that shirt really doesn't do you justice - you're too pretty for it."
"Thanks... for ruining my meal."
(exit ugly woman)
:D GOD I love being controversial.
AAAAAANNNDDD pics from tonight hopefully soon to come from the GLAM ROCK sexcapade of a party I'm going to have.