Fucking Spanners!
First of all a big, HUUUUGE congratulations to LydiaMorgan for her performance on Friday night, you're still the sexiest bitch in town!!
Friday night was fucking fantastic for several reasons.
1)I went out in my pink gingham housecoat/dress which is usually good for scoring, with my friends Grandma's pink fifties knickers underneath(and yes they really did belong to her grandma!!)
2)I had my hair up in a sort of Carmen Miranda stylee arrangement, but sadly lacking the fruit.
3)My fantastic friend Festy came out and looked pretty damn hot in her lesbian smoking jacket. Then we picked up Marianne, also looking fantastic, on the way to the Elephant's Head.
4)Then many drinkies were had by all and Emma turned up(also looking pretty damn fantastic). So I was surrounded by beautiful loonies and knocking back the tequila, dangerous, huh?!
5)Then we got to Lady Luck and got to witness a fantastic performance from the Lovely Lydia.
6)Then I got to dance with Ronnie, I feel in a bit of a dilemma here as he was actually being rather friendly, but he is Mr Vegas' best pal and they live together, so I feel that making moves would be a bit cruel. Maybe they can have a dance contest to win my favour?
7) Then after the club we went to Lucia's house, me Festy and Little Laura, and at 4am there was a surprise appearance by Amber and Adrian!!
And from this day forth, AMBER and ADRIAN are the party beasts. No more going home to bed for them, they wanted to stay up and be silly even later than the rest of us, so they are henceforth saluted as the most hardcore marrieds in town!!
Friday night was fucking fantastic for several reasons.
1)I went out in my pink gingham housecoat/dress which is usually good for scoring, with my friends Grandma's pink fifties knickers underneath(and yes they really did belong to her grandma!!)
2)I had my hair up in a sort of Carmen Miranda stylee arrangement, but sadly lacking the fruit.
3)My fantastic friend Festy came out and looked pretty damn hot in her lesbian smoking jacket. Then we picked up Marianne, also looking fantastic, on the way to the Elephant's Head.
4)Then many drinkies were had by all and Emma turned up(also looking pretty damn fantastic). So I was surrounded by beautiful loonies and knocking back the tequila, dangerous, huh?!
5)Then we got to Lady Luck and got to witness a fantastic performance from the Lovely Lydia.
6)Then I got to dance with Ronnie, I feel in a bit of a dilemma here as he was actually being rather friendly, but he is Mr Vegas' best pal and they live together, so I feel that making moves would be a bit cruel. Maybe they can have a dance contest to win my favour?
7) Then after the club we went to Lucia's house, me Festy and Little Laura, and at 4am there was a surprise appearance by Amber and Adrian!!
And from this day forth, AMBER and ADRIAN are the party beasts. No more going home to bed for them, they wanted to stay up and be silly even later than the rest of us, so they are henceforth saluted as the most hardcore marrieds in town!!