jay...if you were a guy...
alright so...its 10... i stayed home to do my lit paper...but obv i havent started. too bad all my friends have bf's and i get to chill with my fam on a saturday night..heh heh *sigh*
...damn me and my self-pity hahaha
ANYWAYS so last night i decided i needed to get out so i went to the mall with bam...on the way therrreeee...i got pulled over by a cop...but i made friends with him:
"young lady did you know you were speeding?
"yes, i'm really really REALLY sorry. so how are YOU tonight officer?"
...we progressed to talking about his family and such.he told me i was a very nice, polite girl and sent me on my way. i guess i'm just CHARMING. he has 2 kids named allisson and ben and his wife works in real estate...in case you were wondering. then at the mall this cop told me and sam not to sit on the armchairs in front of sears...the bastard. so i really had like 2 run-ins with the LAW last night. i'm SUCH a rebel.
me and bam are sears pimps too. seeing as every 15 minutes we would show up in the food court with a new sears employee and get free food. (ok...only twice...and we knew them. but thats not quite the point).
garrity is a horrible horrible person. we don't DO ANYTHING. emily has NOT ONCE said she was pregnant. and we haven't even MENTIONED assless chaps or anything else southern. we have a toonnnnn of hw in that class... prob cuz shes bitter that SOME of us have social lives in high school...cuz she obv didnt. (says the girl who has spent her saturday night alone eating unhealthy amounts of ice cream).
dr. plummer also assigned a FABULOUS 5 page paper. i love it. mines about weeds in the scarlet letter or some such thing. i'd probably know if i had STARTED. but at leassttt she makes sex jokes in a southern DRAWL. unlike a certain troll-like histo teacher...
mmm k thanks for listening to all that.
i'm gonna go watch tv...
i mean, start my paper.
byeee <3
...damn me and my self-pity hahaha
ANYWAYS so last night i decided i needed to get out so i went to the mall with bam...on the way therrreeee...i got pulled over by a cop...but i made friends with him:
"young lady did you know you were speeding?
"yes, i'm really really REALLY sorry. so how are YOU tonight officer?"
...we progressed to talking about his family and such.he told me i was a very nice, polite girl and sent me on my way. i guess i'm just CHARMING. he has 2 kids named allisson and ben and his wife works in real estate...in case you were wondering. then at the mall this cop told me and sam not to sit on the armchairs in front of sears...the bastard. so i really had like 2 run-ins with the LAW last night. i'm SUCH a rebel.
me and bam are sears pimps too. seeing as every 15 minutes we would show up in the food court with a new sears employee and get free food. (ok...only twice...and we knew them. but thats not quite the point).
garrity is a horrible horrible person. we don't DO ANYTHING. emily has NOT ONCE said she was pregnant. and we haven't even MENTIONED assless chaps or anything else southern. we have a toonnnnn of hw in that class... prob cuz shes bitter that SOME of us have social lives in high school...cuz she obv didnt. (says the girl who has spent her saturday night alone eating unhealthy amounts of ice cream).
dr. plummer also assigned a FABULOUS 5 page paper. i love it. mines about weeds in the scarlet letter or some such thing. i'd probably know if i had STARTED. but at leassttt she makes sex jokes in a southern DRAWL. unlike a certain troll-like histo teacher...
mmm k thanks for listening to all that.
i'm gonna go watch tv...
i mean, start my paper.
byeee <3