Dec 25, 2006 22:20
Why must my parents move to Fuckalo. I hate it. I hate it. I don't ever want to come here again. Moving to Bumfuck, Arkansas would be a better choice.
My family is crazy. I hate all these fucking brats running around and how whenever a child under 5 feet tall makes a squeak there are 6 adults gleaming about how cute the brat is.
I just hate being here so much that everytime I try to speak, a knot gets stuck in my throat. And this knot contains nasty words in 6 different languages. Oh wait, they only speak English here.
Take me back to Europe where I belong.