New Slogans for St. Paul
St. Paul: You're less likely to be murdered here than in Minneapolis.
St. Paul: We've got hockey and a science museum.
St. Paul: Remember us? Please?
St. Paul: Civilization does not end when you cross the river.
St. Paul: Come on down! Just not after 5pm. That's our bedtime.
St. Paul: Grand Avenue is nice, right? Guys? Right?
St. Paul: Let's pretend Midway never happened.
St. Paul:The city of virtue to Minneapolis' sin.
St. Paul: No we're not in Wisconsin; we're your goddamn capitol you little shits.
Get lost in St. Paul! (because we don't number or alphabetize our fricking streets)
St. Paul: Putting the E in 35E
St. Paul: Gateway to Woodbury
St. Paul: Minor league baseball, major league egos
St. Paul: Enjoy a little backseat nookie with your pizza
St. Paul: Minneapolis' slutty little sister
St. Paul: Ugliest street whores in America
St. Paul: Oh dear god, I'm so alone...
*taken from MNspeak.com
St. Paul: We've got hockey and a science museum.
St. Paul: Remember us? Please?
St. Paul: Civilization does not end when you cross the river.
St. Paul: Come on down! Just not after 5pm. That's our bedtime.
St. Paul: Grand Avenue is nice, right? Guys? Right?
St. Paul: Let's pretend Midway never happened.
St. Paul:The city of virtue to Minneapolis' sin.
St. Paul: No we're not in Wisconsin; we're your goddamn capitol you little shits.
Get lost in St. Paul! (because we don't number or alphabetize our fricking streets)
St. Paul: Putting the E in 35E
St. Paul: Gateway to Woodbury
St. Paul: Minor league baseball, major league egos
St. Paul: Enjoy a little backseat nookie with your pizza
St. Paul: Minneapolis' slutty little sister
St. Paul: Ugliest street whores in America
St. Paul: Oh dear god, I'm so alone...
*taken from MNspeak.com