this is a good day
Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 2:29am August 21st, 2006
pool partners!!! we SO rock! :)
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Ryan Hurley (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 4:19pm August 20th, 2006
thank's for pinching me, and saying my long hair is ugly.
-hurley
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 8:05am August 15th, 2006
you are such a bitch
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 6:25pm August 13th, 2006
Hey ho, my phone doesn't get reception out here (shocker!) but yeah if u wana talk...facebook it lol or im if we're online at the same time. peace out homie
ps if u could pass that on to the fam thatt'd b great,also the aptmnt is awesome!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 1:05pm August 10th, 2006
no i leave on sunday for school :( im so excited :) newayz ill talk to you soon, you know? over the phone once were both actually avaible at the same time...whenver that mite happen
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 1:06pm August 9th, 2006
that kinda looks like you......miss ya!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:16pm August 8th, 2006
Friends cock-block when an ugly guy hits on you. Best Friends sit there and laugh! haha I made that up myself. I think it does a good job of describing out relationship. Miss you!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 2:38pm August 8th, 2006
hey just to let you know you better plan to come visit me the weekend of october 26-28th, its iowa vs michigan state baby!!! ill buy you a ticket asap if you promise you will come!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:48pm August 7th, 2006
lol yeah he's a riot alright....
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:42am July 26th, 2006
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're hammered
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 10:33am July 22nd, 2006
Come home next weekend it is the last weekend I will be here
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:47pm July 20th, 2006
i realized my summer has gone down a few points to the level of suckiness since you left. i didnt realize omega runs, filling out job applications, being used as a reference, playing at the park and all other wackyness wouldnt be as amusing without you here...come home damnit!
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Sarah Tyre (Maine South High School) wrote
at 11:45am July 19th, 2006
Thanks emily yea its goin really good hows urs been??
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 10:12am July 19th, 2006
hey hoe havent heard from you in awhile! did you stop drinking or just stop calling? either way ill be at country thunder this weekend so hit me up!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:10pm July 12th, 2006
haha, i have a present just waiting for you! im coming soon, as soon as possible altho it might not be until after the school year starts... were definately doing something for when iowa state plays michigan, either your coming to me or me to you, hope everything is good back at school, gimme one of those drunken phone calls you so regularly do soon...
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:27am July 9th, 2006
i feel like i am missing my right hand without you! Screw school come back home - it will cost your dad less money in the long run!!!
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 12:38pm July 6th, 2006
You are missing roadhouse pictures...
I want you to come home.
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Kim Coppin (Marquette) wrote
at 4:28pm July 3rd, 2006
tahnks for the bday wishes, emily!! i hope your summer is going fantastically!
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 12:30am July 2nd, 2006
it was fun seeing you the other night! its sad that youre going back to school so soon but whenever youre in town we definately have to hang out :) MWAH!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:34pm June 30th, 2006
Put up the new pics!!!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:31pm June 28th, 2006
that was a great message/text i recieved the other night. i hate you as well, and i have a present for you...
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:07pm June 26th, 2006
damn whos the hottie? well maybe if you just wipe the dvd off wit your shirt it wont be scratched (dont worry, i wouldnt expect you to know something so complex)! so you wanna go see the sequel cuz im definately there july 7th!
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 1:13pm June 25th, 2006
Congrats! You made the 500th entry on my wall. you should feel special
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 2:13am June 22nd, 2006
Emily! Sorry I didn't get tback to you last night... I think we should go to the OLR funfest like on saturday night and go chill in the beer garden, then maybe go to the bars. What do you say? We can even do something before then cuz im bored as hell! haha ttyl
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05am June 16th, 2006
C'mon Emily...You know ANY picture is a good one... ;)
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 10:24am June 13th, 2006
I feel a little bit sad that you cut me out of your picture....GEEZ....Hehe :)
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:29am June 12th, 2006
Goo. You're lucky, i was tryin 2 find something equally nast to write on ur wall, but i dont think there is such a thing.... but one day....
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 10:25am June 10th, 2006
wtf??? thanks for the poem?
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 6:53pm June 7th, 2006
Morettes family wants a rematch . . . next time we will bring the whole clan and then we will see who goes down. Besides its not like the morettes family has "man armes" like the schlueter women.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:06pm May 25th, 2006
JUST SAY NO!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 11:31am May 24th, 2006
im sure your family appreciated the extra laughter... i maxed out on sum nachos before passing the F* out good times, lets drink tonight i gettoutta work at 5 ill call u
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 1:23pm May 23rd, 2006
that was a great session last night... ill explain to you what that means later if you need help :9
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:55pm May 18th, 2006
hey flamejob am i ever gonna see you before you go back to michigan? you forget im going to a real school this year too so that means minimum visits to MSU for me, i got a new favorite big 10 school now!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 3:18pm May 10th, 2006
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_***________________________***_
_*** ________I'm sorry_________***_
__***______For getting_______***__
___***______you pregnant___***___
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LOL!! what?? everyone but me is studying....
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:27pm May 8th, 2006
hey loser, i have my last class on thursday this week, we should definately hang out one of these days... although i guess its gonna have to be when theres a house party cuz we cant really both walk into a bar with the same id.....DAMNIT!
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:41pm May 7th, 2006
oh i forgot to say you know who that song reminds me of? a S.N.O.B. who can't control himself at olive garden ha ha jk.....kinda :)
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:37pm May 7th, 2006
ha ha You tool! I was just gettin ready to make of you for that one....I am missing you emily!!!!!!! I have no one to watch the neighbors with anymore...sigh slutty and red shirt girls...have fun with your wicked self and try to stay away from the danger strangers ha ha ha ha and remember "the sun never sets on a ...... BADASS!!!"
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 5:07pm May 2nd, 2006
shut up smart ass, alrite you are coming out with me this weekend and we are getting fucked up!!! oh no, but whos id will i use? hmmm and a problem presents itself, since your so smart, you figure something out!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:44pm May 1st, 2006
hey yo havent talked to you in a while i need a physciatrist (sound it out, ull kno what im tryin to say) call me at home tonight if you get a chance, maybe if you do ill even come and visit you this weekend ;)
Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 2:15am May 1st, 2006
im a fag... look at your picture, god not even a good time!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 3:26pm April 20th, 2006
Sup skank, i'ma thinkin u was born at 5ish at night but i really dont know so yeah.... thnx 4 the bday wish too
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 1:29am April 19th, 2006
hahahaha cutest picture ever! i love it :) hope everythings going good though! i miss you and next time we're in town we definately have to make a date! MWAH!
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 8:30pm April 18th, 2006
why are you so beautiful... let me count the ways.... um, yeah... ok. I'm done. HAHAHAH!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:29pm April 17th, 2006
Thanks biotch! i remembered urs was december 27th!! haha 0:-P
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:46am April 9th, 2006
why r u so beautiful????
BECAUSE U R WEARING MY SHIRT!!!!
haha luv ya
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:01pm April 6th, 2006
Bring back BLUE STAR!!!
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 5:47pm April 3rd, 2006
I wish Emily got hit by lightening....Oh wait. That wasn't nice :(
I MISS YOU CRAZY!
Or should that say...I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY....
Nah....I MISS YOU CRAZY!
MUAH!
Mel
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:03am March 30th, 2006
emily: i wish lightning would strike the baseball field so practice would be cancelled
me: i wish lightning would hit the building so school would be cancelled ... ahh the good ole days of trying how to get outta french class and softball practice lol
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:15pm March 28th, 2006
haha, well i was gonna make fun of your picture but seems thats already covered...dork!... anywayz schlu i still got a gift for you... seems youre sharing it with everyone in this picture! wtf!
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 4:30pm March 28th, 2006
what are you sitting in? a bucket??
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:09am March 27th, 2006
luv the pic or should i say "L" the pic?
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 3:29pm March 22nd, 2006
i had to delete meg's comment b/c i hate those words.... hahahaha oh meg u bitch
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 12:32am March 10th, 2006
the santa claus 2 eh? i see someone forgot to mention that when they were making fun of me wanting to see the dog sled movie!!!!! biatch
....and oh the hit or miss, remember when i had to cut "someones" shirt down the middle because........ ha ha oh emily
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 3:19am March 3rd, 2006
Yeah I def remember not even being able to sit with you at the santa clasue 2 because you were so embarassing. . . I still can't believe you convinced us to see that. I bet that new tim Allen movie the Shaggy Dog is on your Top Ten list of movies to see before you die. God help us
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 7:08pm March 2nd, 2006
Best friends dry the tears, down the beers and are there through the years...Out of our minds, crazy ass times, not only best friends, but partners in crimes...
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:08pm February 16th, 2006
Hey just thought u'd wana see me as "Big Gay Al" b4 i take it down
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:36pm February 16th, 2006
you are a dirty pirate hooker. haha hope you have a good weekend. I will be in town next weekend but I am getting my wisdom teeth out. =' (
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Elaine Marro (Chicago City Colleges) wrote
at 12:16pm February 15th, 2006
hey!! im doing great. the fam is great. still living at home. hopefully having my own place soon. how's college? love the parties lol. hope to chat with you soon! take care :)
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Jennifer Innes wrote
at 8:30pm February 13th, 2006
Hey! I added you as a friend because i met you while you were drunk at papa johns on saturday. i don't know if you remember that evening or not...;p
Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:08pm February 9th, 2006
"I know your used to dinner and movie...why not be my dinner, while makin a movie" ; )
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:07pm February 9th, 2006
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"Thank you, I just received a called from my worthy opponent, Senator Daterape. He ran a good campaign,but the people of America have spoken, and they're saying they want four more years of DOUCHEBAG!"
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 5:30pm February 5th, 2006
*I almost wrote something REALLY bad right here, remind me on AIM to tell u what it was* I thought i'd leave u a message telling u ur a B-I-T-C-H BITCH! oh, and there's a little message on erin's facebook too. muah-ha-ha-haaa
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:51am January 31st, 2006
oh you and allie are too funny
If women with big boobs work at hooters where do women with one leg work?
IHOP!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 9:05pm January 27th, 2006
LOL!!!! touche, touche. Alright........Kudos. MAJOR kudos.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 5:57pm January 27th, 2006
I read drinking was bad, so I stopped drinking
I read smoking was bad, so I stopped smoking
I read fucking was bad--shit, I stopped reading
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 4:06pm January 25th, 2006
Why the Lord strong and mighty of course!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 8:04pm January 19th, 2006
lol i know i have to explain to everyone that it's on there cuz it reminds me of my 'puppy' that's dying of cancer......
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:43pm January 15th, 2006
Hi Em I miss you!! I had so much fun hanging out over break. Hope everything is going well at school and you will hopefully attempt to go to your classes! Yeah right. Actually you have had to much of an influence on me over break because I only went to like 2 days of class last week and I will only make it to two classes this week. Oh well! Talk to you soon!!
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Mary Johnson (Wisconsin) wrote
at 3:02pm January 15th, 2006
Emily- remember your first day of softball when you didn't have a mit and you asked my dad why you run to first base first and not third base? hehehe... now you're AWESOME at softball... anyways i just wanted to say hi! :)
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:23am January 9th, 2006
haha i love the pic but i'm pretty sure that there are better pics of u being a drunk ass!!! lol
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 8:45pm December 31st, 2005
thanks everyone!
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Mary Chiambretti wrote
at 12:49am December 27th, 2005
Happy FLIPPIN Birthday!
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Chris Tyre (Dominican) wrote
at 9:18pm December 26th, 2005
Happy Birthday!
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Kim Coppin (Marquette) wrote
at 6:04pm December 26th, 2005
happy birthday, em!! remember ms softball days?! You amazing pitcher, you! have a wondeful day!
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Valerie Malivuk wrote
at 4:31pm December 26th, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Kristie Holowatyj (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 3:58pm December 26th, 2005
Schlueter MOFO! Long time no talk. Have a great 21st birthday!
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Ravi The Facebook Guy Vora wrote
at 3:46pm December 26th, 2005
I hope you get lots of action on your birthday. And not from rabid dogs in the park this time.
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 12:15pm December 26th, 2005
EMILY! Happy 21st Birthday!!!!! WE STILL NEED OT HANG OUT OVER BREAK!!! AND WE BETTER!!! Quess what.... your drunk dials are now LEGAL!!!HAHA..Hope you have a good day, or at least, the parts you remember and the parts where your head is in Mr. Toilet don't count! BON ANNIVERSAIRE MON AMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 3:08am December 26th, 2005
Emily on your birthday i have a few questions to ask you that I thought might brighten your day. 1)Lets take a trip down memory lane (back when you were a brace-face, you didn't bother to brush your hair in the back and it would always be wavy in the back and straight in the front, when you would "drive to school," park next to the cemetary and still have to walk 15 minutes through 2 feet of snow to get to MS, when the cool place to hang out before school was the lib. and algerbra 3 was a course that only "special" people knew about) but of course you were there so you remember this all to well. Now that I have shared some of my memories feel free to tell me yours. Also, if you have time, I know there would be nothing you would rather do on your birthday than to answer, "what was the first thing i noticed about u:"
1) and of course it matters - memories are all you will have when I marry for money and move somewhere warm and never really bother to think about that Emily girl.
2) most likely i thought u were annoying- cause only annoying people send those messages and care what people thought - you may thought i was annoning but i prayed to god that he would take my hearing away so that I would never have to hear you screaching laugh again.
3) people reading this probably think im a bitch - which is aok by me- hahahahaha - haha you are a bitch its true but for one day I will excuse it because its your fucking 21st birthday!!!
Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:24am December 26th, 2005
::Sung in dad's voice::
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
People dying everywhere
Misery is in the air
On your birthday
Happy Birthday
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Aleksandra Murzanski (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 8:59pm December 23rd, 2005
hey you! i havent seen you in so long! how are you? Have a merry christmas and a good new year! AND happy birthday!!!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:51am December 20th, 2005
yeah quaag u wish u were in the mile high club ooo but someones too scared to fly ooooo. peace out *****
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Valerie Malivuk wrote
at 11:03pm December 18th, 2005
Hey!!! I hope your break is going well. Don't forget we're partying together next semester! Maybe we can bring along a certain sexy-ass TA?? ahahahahaha
KIDDING!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 8:26pm November 16th, 2005
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin
Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice.
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 1:58am November 16th, 2005
i hated a goat for money....
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 12:45am November 16th, 2005
I got rowdy with a pencil to be sexy!
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Agnieszka Klepacka (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 12:31am November 16th, 2005
I fucked a hobo for a water bra! hahaha
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:46pm November 15th, 2005
I gave head to a slut so I could be sexy!!! ~ Damn right I did ; )
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 9:35pm November 15th, 2005
Its time for the Perculator!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 7:29pm November 15th, 2005
I fucked a pyromaniac.......and it was hott!
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Ravi The Facebook Guy Vora wrote
at 6:58pm November 15th, 2005
I fucked your brains out.
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 6:32pm November 15th, 2005
I got down and dirty with a naked statue for love.
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 6:30pm November 15th, 2005
I loved a gay guy and it was hot.......haha sad but true ha ha
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 5:40pm November 15th, 2005
i sucked a porn star for birth control
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 5:31pm November 15th, 2005
i loved a hobo & it was hot;)
hahahaha
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 8:31pm November 14th, 2005
YOU LIKE MARY HIGGINS CLARK i just thought i'd make that REAALLY obvious incase anyone missed in ur "fave books" 0:)
ps- thats what the alphabet would look like if u took out the letters q and s
-MANAGEMENT
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:37am November 11th, 2005
hey raspy, hows that throat treating ya? I just wanted to know who the hot ass girl is in the pic....i mean wow :)
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 7:52pm November 8th, 2005
Memory lane Message: If you read this, even if we don't speak often, you must post a comment on my page with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad, just as long as it happened. Then post this up yourself and see what people remember about you
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 7:47pm November 6th, 2005
i hate your and amanda's matching pictures
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:54pm November 5th, 2005
Oh how I miss that screeching laugh of yours!!! I will come up and visit you - I promise. It has been to long since we have seen each other - lets road trip somewhere I think that would be fun!
P.S. For that STD that you have or any that you get in the future you can consult Meg because I am sure she has personal experience with them all!!!
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 10:50pm November 4th, 2005
Holy Shit! Whats up, long time no see....
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 2:10pm November 3rd, 2005
omg!! i do not have stds!!!! hahahahah meg u bitch- hahahahahaah as soon as i think of something im so getting u back for this!! hahahahahahaahahaah
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 9:51am November 3rd, 2005
Hey!!!! I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back
P.S. I heard walgreens has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
:-)Get well soon!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 9:42pm November 1st, 2005
"People are going to hate you, love you, love to hate you, and hate to love you. but the ones that mean the most will always be there." Sex and the City
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 2:31pm October 31st, 2005
ha ha our pics look ridic, we look like we can't get enough of each other :/ ha ha
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 2:19am October 31st, 2005
hey you! how have you been?! i haven't talked to you in forever and i missssssssss you! hope everything is going good: )the prb's definately need to hang out over thanksgiving break! *mwah!
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Dennis Germain wrote
at 3:16pm October 30th, 2005
why didnt u go to the paarty last night
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05am October 26th, 2005
Friends VS Bitches!!
Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Bitch: Calls your parents Dad and Mom.
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Bitch: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Bitch: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Bitch: They ask you for their number.
(Cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: Borrows yo shit for a few days then gives it back.
Bitch: Has a closet full of yo shit (then act like it isn’t yours and keep wearing it)
Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Bitch: Knows the shit even you forgot you did!
Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Bitch: Will always go with you.
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 5:46pm October 25th, 2005
soo I dont agree with this but thought you would enjoy it!
THE FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:26pm October 24th, 2005
Emily Schlueter..... Interesting.....
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 2:16am October 21st, 2005
We get high in back seats of cars
We break into mobile homes
We go to sleep to shake a pill
Never wake up on our own
That's the way we get by
to where we get by alright
that’s the way we get by
to where we get by
We go out in stormy weather
We rarely practice discern
We make love to some with sin
We seek out the taciturn
That's the way we get by
to where we get by alright
that's the way we get by
to where we get by
We found a new kind of dance in a magazine
Tried it out it's like nothing you ever seen
You sweet talk like a cop and you know it
You bought a new bag of pot, said let's make a new start
And that's the way to my heart
The way to my heart
That's the way we get by
Way we get by
We get high in back seats of cars
We put faith in our concerns
Fall in love to down on the street
We believe in the sum of ourselves
I said that's the way we get by
That's not really the way we get by but I guess it works for now - ours would go something like . . . We get high off of the blue bommer fumes and it really sucks when we doing get shotgun cause we end up in back seats of cars
We break into Erin's home cause she doesn't have keys to her own house.
We go to sleep to shake a vitamin pill
Never wake up on our own (well you don't)
and thats the way we get by . . . to make a long story shorter you never come to visit me so I am going to start to put random things on your wall to remind you of how cool I am. Tim and Chris are coming to visit me now why can't you?? Cause you are a dirty whore thats why!! Come visit me their are bars calling your name!!! I can hear them now ::whisper in the wind:: "Emily come dance on my tabel tops and drink until you can't stand"
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 4:08pm October 18th, 2005
i was soooo gonna put that drunk thing up on your wall...damn her!!! :)
youre the best, and im super excited about the cheesecake factory in a few weeks. then again its not too hard to get me excited about really anything...especially cheesecake.
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Claire DePrima (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:15pm October 18th, 2005
you are an away message stealing whore
- FS
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Claire DePrima (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:14pm October 18th, 2005
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. (OR AT A FOOTBALL STADIUM)
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05pm October 14th, 2005
It's FUCKING homrcoming and I am wasted right now so you need to get your ass to eastern NOW!!! The SOX's WIN!!!! Hell yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO EIUUUUUUU!!! Come3 visit me~!!!@
I miss you@!!!!!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:09am October 12th, 2005
Today, we salute you, Sorority Girl. In your pointed-stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, Sure, your Kate Spade bag, large Prada sunglasses and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your Daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Sorority Girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that Lexus SUV, and that real person...is a pale brunette."
I just thought you should know that there really is a person behind the blond hair, big sunglasses, pearls, and stilettos. . . that that girl is your best friend and don't you forget it!!!
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Kristen Olex wrote
at 11:58am October 2nd, 2005
oh hahahahahaha you and peter are SOOOO funny...
em. i love the overnight visitors...keep 'em coming...oh yeah nice "love bites"
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:58am October 2nd, 2005
Excuse me miss, what is that on your neck?
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Peter J. Spadafore wrote
at 10:36am October 2nd, 2005
I love your comment on Kristen's wall! 11 is perfect for her!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 7:37pm September 28th, 2005
You are in the Anti-anti ugg's boot group. If you think they are so great then why don't you own a pair? Oh maybe because they are ugly and give you cankles?? I think so.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:57am September 26th, 2005
evil wicked mean and nasty DOUCHE
and please, say "haha" one more time hahahaha
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:25am September 26th, 2005
YOU LIE!! one of ur groups is "I voted for Kerry" but you didnt vote!! You're a phony!! Hey everybody this guy's a big fat phoney!!!!
(Family guy ^ if you're thinking wtf....?)
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 10:55pm September 25th, 2005
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 8:01pm September 21st, 2005
soo i was gonna put that thing up that lisa put up...but then i realized hey wait...you hate the L word and are a cold hearted bitch...so im not going to
but youre the best!
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 6:05pm September 21st, 2005
My Fourteen Favorite Girls!! Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death and its hard for me to only pick 14 girls to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) I have a game for you. This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 girls within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you." Please send this to your 14 FAV0RITE girls. It has worked for years. Good luck Girls
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 5:31pm September 16th, 2005
I love drunk emily!!! Hahaha you are still the best friend ever!!! Come visit me. P.S. Go Green! Go White!!
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 11:20pm September 14th, 2005
True friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
hahahahaha later slut!
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Kristen Olex wrote
at 3:51pm September 9th, 2005
emily you are a such a drunk slut! haha way to just leave for home this weekend w/o saying goodbye yeah kthanks...oh and next time tell the random boys to not play w/the fan in general, instead of "oh just take it down the street" and in their drunk minds down the street is what one house away...are you trying to make enemies here on gunson??? haha see ya when you get back bitch
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:17am September 8th, 2005
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE
|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|BEAUTIFUL truck | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL
i will as soon as my car gets fixed - yes it broke down already - u know my luck with cars lol and warn all your friends when i come down it will be a weekend u wont forget! lol
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 6:02pm September 6th, 2005
Hi, I'm Emily, and I have cankles. I'm a straight-up bitch. My laugh can shattered most glass, and I have to annoy people until they are in a bad mood 24/7. My secret dream in life is to be more like my awesome sister, ::sigh:: Princess Allie
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Holly Klaft wrote
at 12:23am September 6th, 2005
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE
|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|BEAUTIFUL truck | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL!
at 2:29am August 21st, 2006
pool partners!!! we SO rock! :)
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Ryan Hurley (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 4:19pm August 20th, 2006
thank's for pinching me, and saying my long hair is ugly.
-hurley
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 8:05am August 15th, 2006
you are such a bitch
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 6:25pm August 13th, 2006
Hey ho, my phone doesn't get reception out here (shocker!) but yeah if u wana talk...facebook it lol or im if we're online at the same time. peace out homie
ps if u could pass that on to the fam thatt'd b great,also the aptmnt is awesome!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 1:05pm August 10th, 2006
no i leave on sunday for school :( im so excited :) newayz ill talk to you soon, you know? over the phone once were both actually avaible at the same time...whenver that mite happen
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 1:06pm August 9th, 2006
that kinda looks like you......miss ya!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:16pm August 8th, 2006
Friends cock-block when an ugly guy hits on you. Best Friends sit there and laugh! haha I made that up myself. I think it does a good job of describing out relationship. Miss you!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 2:38pm August 8th, 2006
hey just to let you know you better plan to come visit me the weekend of october 26-28th, its iowa vs michigan state baby!!! ill buy you a ticket asap if you promise you will come!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:48pm August 7th, 2006
lol yeah he's a riot alright....
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:42am July 26th, 2006
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're hammered
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 10:33am July 22nd, 2006
Come home next weekend it is the last weekend I will be here
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:47pm July 20th, 2006
i realized my summer has gone down a few points to the level of suckiness since you left. i didnt realize omega runs, filling out job applications, being used as a reference, playing at the park and all other wackyness wouldnt be as amusing without you here...come home damnit!
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Sarah Tyre (Maine South High School) wrote
at 11:45am July 19th, 2006
Thanks emily yea its goin really good hows urs been??
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 10:12am July 19th, 2006
hey hoe havent heard from you in awhile! did you stop drinking or just stop calling? either way ill be at country thunder this weekend so hit me up!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:10pm July 12th, 2006
haha, i have a present just waiting for you! im coming soon, as soon as possible altho it might not be until after the school year starts... were definately doing something for when iowa state plays michigan, either your coming to me or me to you, hope everything is good back at school, gimme one of those drunken phone calls you so regularly do soon...
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:27am July 9th, 2006
i feel like i am missing my right hand without you! Screw school come back home - it will cost your dad less money in the long run!!!
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 12:38pm July 6th, 2006
You are missing roadhouse pictures...
I want you to come home.
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Kim Coppin (Marquette) wrote
at 4:28pm July 3rd, 2006
tahnks for the bday wishes, emily!! i hope your summer is going fantastically!
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 12:30am July 2nd, 2006
it was fun seeing you the other night! its sad that youre going back to school so soon but whenever youre in town we definately have to hang out :) MWAH!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:34pm June 30th, 2006
Put up the new pics!!!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:31pm June 28th, 2006
that was a great message/text i recieved the other night. i hate you as well, and i have a present for you...
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:07pm June 26th, 2006
damn whos the hottie? well maybe if you just wipe the dvd off wit your shirt it wont be scratched (dont worry, i wouldnt expect you to know something so complex)! so you wanna go see the sequel cuz im definately there july 7th!
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 1:13pm June 25th, 2006
Congrats! You made the 500th entry on my wall. you should feel special
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 2:13am June 22nd, 2006
Emily! Sorry I didn't get tback to you last night... I think we should go to the OLR funfest like on saturday night and go chill in the beer garden, then maybe go to the bars. What do you say? We can even do something before then cuz im bored as hell! haha ttyl
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05am June 16th, 2006
C'mon Emily...You know ANY picture is a good one... ;)
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 10:24am June 13th, 2006
I feel a little bit sad that you cut me out of your picture....GEEZ....Hehe :)
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:29am June 12th, 2006
Goo. You're lucky, i was tryin 2 find something equally nast to write on ur wall, but i dont think there is such a thing.... but one day....
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 10:25am June 10th, 2006
wtf??? thanks for the poem?
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 6:53pm June 7th, 2006
Morettes family wants a rematch . . . next time we will bring the whole clan and then we will see who goes down. Besides its not like the morettes family has "man armes" like the schlueter women.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:06pm May 25th, 2006
JUST SAY NO!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 11:31am May 24th, 2006
im sure your family appreciated the extra laughter... i maxed out on sum nachos before passing the F* out good times, lets drink tonight i gettoutta work at 5 ill call u
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 1:23pm May 23rd, 2006
that was a great session last night... ill explain to you what that means later if you need help :9
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:55pm May 18th, 2006
hey flamejob am i ever gonna see you before you go back to michigan? you forget im going to a real school this year too so that means minimum visits to MSU for me, i got a new favorite big 10 school now!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 3:18pm May 10th, 2006
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_***__________ _**___________***_
_***________________________***_
_*** ________I'm sorry_________***_
__***______For getting_______***__
___***______you pregnant___***___
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LOL!! what?? everyone but me is studying....
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 7:27pm May 8th, 2006
hey loser, i have my last class on thursday this week, we should definately hang out one of these days... although i guess its gonna have to be when theres a house party cuz we cant really both walk into a bar with the same id.....DAMNIT!
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:41pm May 7th, 2006
oh i forgot to say you know who that song reminds me of? a S.N.O.B. who can't control himself at olive garden ha ha jk.....kinda :)
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:37pm May 7th, 2006
ha ha You tool! I was just gettin ready to make of you for that one....I am missing you emily!!!!!!! I have no one to watch the neighbors with anymore...sigh slutty and red shirt girls...have fun with your wicked self and try to stay away from the danger strangers ha ha ha ha and remember "the sun never sets on a ...... BADASS!!!"
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 5:07pm May 2nd, 2006
shut up smart ass, alrite you are coming out with me this weekend and we are getting fucked up!!! oh no, but whos id will i use? hmmm and a problem presents itself, since your so smart, you figure something out!
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:44pm May 1st, 2006
hey yo havent talked to you in a while i need a physciatrist (sound it out, ull kno what im tryin to say) call me at home tonight if you get a chance, maybe if you do ill even come and visit you this weekend ;)
Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 2:15am May 1st, 2006
im a fag... look at your picture, god not even a good time!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 3:26pm April 20th, 2006
Sup skank, i'ma thinkin u was born at 5ish at night but i really dont know so yeah.... thnx 4 the bday wish too
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 1:29am April 19th, 2006
hahahaha cutest picture ever! i love it :) hope everythings going good though! i miss you and next time we're in town we definately have to make a date! MWAH!
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 8:30pm April 18th, 2006
why are you so beautiful... let me count the ways.... um, yeah... ok. I'm done. HAHAHAH!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:29pm April 17th, 2006
Thanks biotch! i remembered urs was december 27th!! haha 0:-P
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:46am April 9th, 2006
why r u so beautiful????
BECAUSE U R WEARING MY SHIRT!!!!
haha luv ya
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:01pm April 6th, 2006
Bring back BLUE STAR!!!
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Melanie Marcotte (N. Illinois) wrote
at 5:47pm April 3rd, 2006
I wish Emily got hit by lightening....Oh wait. That wasn't nice :(
I MISS YOU CRAZY!
Or should that say...I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY....
Nah....I MISS YOU CRAZY!
MUAH!
Mel
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:03am March 30th, 2006
emily: i wish lightning would strike the baseball field so practice would be cancelled
me: i wish lightning would hit the building so school would be cancelled ... ahh the good ole days of trying how to get outta french class and softball practice lol
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Margie Norris (Iowa) wrote
at 6:15pm March 28th, 2006
haha, well i was gonna make fun of your picture but seems thats already covered...dork!... anywayz schlu i still got a gift for you... seems youre sharing it with everyone in this picture! wtf!
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 4:30pm March 28th, 2006
what are you sitting in? a bucket??
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:09am March 27th, 2006
luv the pic or should i say "L" the pic?
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 3:29pm March 22nd, 2006
i had to delete meg's comment b/c i hate those words.... hahahaha oh meg u bitch
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 12:32am March 10th, 2006
the santa claus 2 eh? i see someone forgot to mention that when they were making fun of me wanting to see the dog sled movie!!!!! biatch
....and oh the hit or miss, remember when i had to cut "someones" shirt down the middle because........ ha ha oh emily
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 3:19am March 3rd, 2006
Yeah I def remember not even being able to sit with you at the santa clasue 2 because you were so embarassing. . . I still can't believe you convinced us to see that. I bet that new tim Allen movie the Shaggy Dog is on your Top Ten list of movies to see before you die. God help us
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 7:08pm March 2nd, 2006
Best friends dry the tears, down the beers and are there through the years...Out of our minds, crazy ass times, not only best friends, but partners in crimes...
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:08pm February 16th, 2006
Hey just thought u'd wana see me as "Big Gay Al" b4 i take it down
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:36pm February 16th, 2006
you are a dirty pirate hooker. haha hope you have a good weekend. I will be in town next weekend but I am getting my wisdom teeth out. =' (
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Elaine Marro (Chicago City Colleges) wrote
at 12:16pm February 15th, 2006
hey!! im doing great. the fam is great. still living at home. hopefully having my own place soon. how's college? love the parties lol. hope to chat with you soon! take care :)
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Jennifer Innes wrote
at 8:30pm February 13th, 2006
Hey! I added you as a friend because i met you while you were drunk at papa johns on saturday. i don't know if you remember that evening or not...;p
Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:08pm February 9th, 2006
"I know your used to dinner and movie...why not be my dinner, while makin a movie" ; )
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:07pm February 9th, 2006
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"Thank you, I just received a called from my worthy opponent, Senator Daterape. He ran a good campaign,but the people of America have spoken, and they're saying they want four more years of DOUCHEBAG!"
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 5:30pm February 5th, 2006
*I almost wrote something REALLY bad right here, remind me on AIM to tell u what it was* I thought i'd leave u a message telling u ur a B-I-T-C-H BITCH! oh, and there's a little message on erin's facebook too. muah-ha-ha-haaa
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:51am January 31st, 2006
oh you and allie are too funny
If women with big boobs work at hooters where do women with one leg work?
IHOP!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 9:05pm January 27th, 2006
LOL!!!! touche, touche. Alright........Kudos. MAJOR kudos.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 5:57pm January 27th, 2006
I read drinking was bad, so I stopped drinking
I read smoking was bad, so I stopped smoking
I read fucking was bad--shit, I stopped reading
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 4:06pm January 25th, 2006
Why the Lord strong and mighty of course!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 8:04pm January 19th, 2006
lol i know i have to explain to everyone that it's on there cuz it reminds me of my 'puppy' that's dying of cancer......
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 4:43pm January 15th, 2006
Hi Em I miss you!! I had so much fun hanging out over break. Hope everything is going well at school and you will hopefully attempt to go to your classes! Yeah right. Actually you have had to much of an influence on me over break because I only went to like 2 days of class last week and I will only make it to two classes this week. Oh well! Talk to you soon!!
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Mary Johnson (Wisconsin) wrote
at 3:02pm January 15th, 2006
Emily- remember your first day of softball when you didn't have a mit and you asked my dad why you run to first base first and not third base? hehehe... now you're AWESOME at softball... anyways i just wanted to say hi! :)
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 12:23am January 9th, 2006
haha i love the pic but i'm pretty sure that there are better pics of u being a drunk ass!!! lol
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 8:45pm December 31st, 2005
thanks everyone!
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Mary Chiambretti wrote
at 12:49am December 27th, 2005
Happy FLIPPIN Birthday!
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Chris Tyre (Dominican) wrote
at 9:18pm December 26th, 2005
Happy Birthday!
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Kim Coppin (Marquette) wrote
at 6:04pm December 26th, 2005
happy birthday, em!! remember ms softball days?! You amazing pitcher, you! have a wondeful day!
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Valerie Malivuk wrote
at 4:31pm December 26th, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Kristie Holowatyj (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 3:58pm December 26th, 2005
Schlueter MOFO! Long time no talk. Have a great 21st birthday!
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Ravi The Facebook Guy Vora wrote
at 3:46pm December 26th, 2005
I hope you get lots of action on your birthday. And not from rabid dogs in the park this time.
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 12:15pm December 26th, 2005
EMILY! Happy 21st Birthday!!!!! WE STILL NEED OT HANG OUT OVER BREAK!!! AND WE BETTER!!! Quess what.... your drunk dials are now LEGAL!!!HAHA..Hope you have a good day, or at least, the parts you remember and the parts where your head is in Mr. Toilet don't count! BON ANNIVERSAIRE MON AMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 3:08am December 26th, 2005
Emily on your birthday i have a few questions to ask you that I thought might brighten your day. 1)Lets take a trip down memory lane (back when you were a brace-face, you didn't bother to brush your hair in the back and it would always be wavy in the back and straight in the front, when you would "drive to school," park next to the cemetary and still have to walk 15 minutes through 2 feet of snow to get to MS, when the cool place to hang out before school was the lib. and algerbra 3 was a course that only "special" people knew about) but of course you were there so you remember this all to well. Now that I have shared some of my memories feel free to tell me yours. Also, if you have time, I know there would be nothing you would rather do on your birthday than to answer, "what was the first thing i noticed about u:"
1) and of course it matters - memories are all you will have when I marry for money and move somewhere warm and never really bother to think about that Emily girl.
2) most likely i thought u were annoying- cause only annoying people send those messages and care what people thought - you may thought i was annoning but i prayed to god that he would take my hearing away so that I would never have to hear you screaching laugh again.
3) people reading this probably think im a bitch - which is aok by me- hahahahaha - haha you are a bitch its true but for one day I will excuse it because its your fucking 21st birthday!!!
Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:24am December 26th, 2005
::Sung in dad's voice::
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
People dying everywhere
Misery is in the air
On your birthday
Happy Birthday
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Aleksandra Murzanski (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 8:59pm December 23rd, 2005
hey you! i havent seen you in so long! how are you? Have a merry christmas and a good new year! AND happy birthday!!!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:51am December 20th, 2005
yeah quaag u wish u were in the mile high club ooo but someones too scared to fly ooooo. peace out *****
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Valerie Malivuk wrote
at 11:03pm December 18th, 2005
Hey!!! I hope your break is going well. Don't forget we're partying together next semester! Maybe we can bring along a certain sexy-ass TA?? ahahahahaha
KIDDING!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 8:26pm November 16th, 2005
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin
Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice.
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 1:58am November 16th, 2005
i hated a goat for money....
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 12:45am November 16th, 2005
I got rowdy with a pencil to be sexy!
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Agnieszka Klepacka (Loyola Chicago) wrote
at 12:31am November 16th, 2005
I fucked a hobo for a water bra! hahaha
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:46pm November 15th, 2005
I gave head to a slut so I could be sexy!!! ~ Damn right I did ; )
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 9:35pm November 15th, 2005
Its time for the Perculator!
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 7:29pm November 15th, 2005
I fucked a pyromaniac.......and it was hott!
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Ravi The Facebook Guy Vora wrote
at 6:58pm November 15th, 2005
I fucked your brains out.
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 6:32pm November 15th, 2005
I got down and dirty with a naked statue for love.
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 6:30pm November 15th, 2005
I loved a gay guy and it was hot.......haha sad but true ha ha
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Derek J. Zakowski (N. Illinois) wrote
at 5:40pm November 15th, 2005
i sucked a porn star for birth control
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 5:31pm November 15th, 2005
i loved a hobo & it was hot;)
hahahaha
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 8:31pm November 14th, 2005
YOU LIKE MARY HIGGINS CLARK i just thought i'd make that REAALLY obvious incase anyone missed in ur "fave books" 0:)
ps- thats what the alphabet would look like if u took out the letters q and s
-MANAGEMENT
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:37am November 11th, 2005
hey raspy, hows that throat treating ya? I just wanted to know who the hot ass girl is in the pic....i mean wow :)
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 7:52pm November 8th, 2005
Memory lane Message: If you read this, even if we don't speak often, you must post a comment on my page with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad, just as long as it happened. Then post this up yourself and see what people remember about you
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Ryan McAward wrote
at 7:47pm November 6th, 2005
i hate your and amanda's matching pictures
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:54pm November 5th, 2005
Oh how I miss that screeching laugh of yours!!! I will come up and visit you - I promise. It has been to long since we have seen each other - lets road trip somewhere I think that would be fun!
P.S. For that STD that you have or any that you get in the future you can consult Meg because I am sure she has personal experience with them all!!!
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Marcin Gaio (DePaul) wrote
at 10:50pm November 4th, 2005
Holy Shit! Whats up, long time no see....
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Emily Schlueter wrote
at 2:10pm November 3rd, 2005
omg!! i do not have stds!!!! hahahahah meg u bitch- hahahahahaah as soon as i think of something im so getting u back for this!! hahahahahahaahahaah
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 9:51am November 3rd, 2005
Hey!!!! I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back
P.S. I heard walgreens has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried.
:-)Get well soon!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 9:42pm November 1st, 2005
"People are going to hate you, love you, love to hate you, and hate to love you. but the ones that mean the most will always be there." Sex and the City
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 2:31pm October 31st, 2005
ha ha our pics look ridic, we look like we can't get enough of each other :/ ha ha
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 2:19am October 31st, 2005
hey you! how have you been?! i haven't talked to you in forever and i missssssssss you! hope everything is going good: )the prb's definately need to hang out over thanksgiving break! *mwah!
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Dennis Germain wrote
at 3:16pm October 30th, 2005
why didnt u go to the paarty last night
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05am October 26th, 2005
Friends VS Bitches!!
Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Bitch: Calls your parents Dad and Mom.
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Bitch: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Bitch: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Bitch: They ask you for their number.
(Cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: Borrows yo shit for a few days then gives it back.
Bitch: Has a closet full of yo shit (then act like it isn’t yours and keep wearing it)
Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Bitch: Knows the shit even you forgot you did!
Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Bitch: Will always go with you.
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 5:46pm October 25th, 2005
soo I dont agree with this but thought you would enjoy it!
THE FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 1:26pm October 24th, 2005
Emily Schlueter..... Interesting.....
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 2:16am October 21st, 2005
We get high in back seats of cars
We break into mobile homes
We go to sleep to shake a pill
Never wake up on our own
That's the way we get by
to where we get by alright
that’s the way we get by
to where we get by
We go out in stormy weather
We rarely practice discern
We make love to some with sin
We seek out the taciturn
That's the way we get by
to where we get by alright
that's the way we get by
to where we get by
We found a new kind of dance in a magazine
Tried it out it's like nothing you ever seen
You sweet talk like a cop and you know it
You bought a new bag of pot, said let's make a new start
And that's the way to my heart
The way to my heart
That's the way we get by
Way we get by
We get high in back seats of cars
We put faith in our concerns
Fall in love to down on the street
We believe in the sum of ourselves
I said that's the way we get by
That's not really the way we get by but I guess it works for now - ours would go something like . . . We get high off of the blue bommer fumes and it really sucks when we doing get shotgun cause we end up in back seats of cars
We break into Erin's home cause she doesn't have keys to her own house.
We go to sleep to shake a vitamin pill
Never wake up on our own (well you don't)
and thats the way we get by . . . to make a long story shorter you never come to visit me so I am going to start to put random things on your wall to remind you of how cool I am. Tim and Chris are coming to visit me now why can't you?? Cause you are a dirty whore thats why!! Come visit me their are bars calling your name!!! I can hear them now ::whisper in the wind:: "Emily come dance on my tabel tops and drink until you can't stand"
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 4:08pm October 18th, 2005
i was soooo gonna put that drunk thing up on your wall...damn her!!! :)
youre the best, and im super excited about the cheesecake factory in a few weeks. then again its not too hard to get me excited about really anything...especially cheesecake.
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Claire DePrima (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:15pm October 18th, 2005
you are an away message stealing whore
- FS
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Claire DePrima (UIllinois) wrote
at 2:14pm October 18th, 2005
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. (OR AT A FOOTBALL STADIUM)
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:05pm October 14th, 2005
It's FUCKING homrcoming and I am wasted right now so you need to get your ass to eastern NOW!!! The SOX's WIN!!!! Hell yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO EIUUUUUUU!!! Come3 visit me~!!!@
I miss you@!!!!!!!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 1:09am October 12th, 2005
Today, we salute you, Sorority Girl. In your pointed-stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, Sure, your Kate Spade bag, large Prada sunglasses and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your Daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Sorority Girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that Lexus SUV, and that real person...is a pale brunette."
I just thought you should know that there really is a person behind the blond hair, big sunglasses, pearls, and stilettos. . . that that girl is your best friend and don't you forget it!!!
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Kristen Olex wrote
at 11:58am October 2nd, 2005
oh hahahahahaha you and peter are SOOOO funny...
em. i love the overnight visitors...keep 'em coming...oh yeah nice "love bites"
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Amanda Levy wrote
at 11:58am October 2nd, 2005
Excuse me miss, what is that on your neck?
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Peter J. Spadafore wrote
at 10:36am October 2nd, 2005
I love your comment on Kristen's wall! 11 is perfect for her!
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 7:37pm September 28th, 2005
You are in the Anti-anti ugg's boot group. If you think they are so great then why don't you own a pair? Oh maybe because they are ugly and give you cankles?? I think so.
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 11:57am September 26th, 2005
evil wicked mean and nasty DOUCHE
and please, say "haha" one more time hahahaha
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 2:25am September 26th, 2005
YOU LIE!! one of ur groups is "I voted for Kerry" but you didnt vote!! You're a phony!! Hey everybody this guy's a big fat phoney!!!!
(Family guy ^ if you're thinking wtf....?)
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 10:55pm September 25th, 2005
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 8:01pm September 21st, 2005
soo i was gonna put that thing up that lisa put up...but then i realized hey wait...you hate the L word and are a cold hearted bitch...so im not going to
but youre the best!
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Lisa Vanacora (Marquette) wrote
at 6:05pm September 21st, 2005
My Fourteen Favorite Girls!! Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death and its hard for me to only pick 14 girls to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) I have a game for you. This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 girls within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you." Please send this to your 14 FAV0RITE girls. It has worked for years. Good luck Girls
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Erin Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 5:31pm September 16th, 2005
I love drunk emily!!! Hahaha you are still the best friend ever!!! Come visit me. P.S. Go Green! Go White!!
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Kelly O'Toole (UIllinois) wrote
at 11:20pm September 14th, 2005
True friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
hahahahaha later slut!
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Kristen Olex wrote
at 3:51pm September 9th, 2005
emily you are a such a drunk slut! haha way to just leave for home this weekend w/o saying goodbye yeah kthanks...oh and next time tell the random boys to not play w/the fan in general, instead of "oh just take it down the street" and in their drunk minds down the street is what one house away...are you trying to make enemies here on gunson??? haha see ya when you get back bitch
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Megan Morettes (E. Illinois) wrote
at 11:17am September 8th, 2005
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL
i will as soon as my car gets fixed - yes it broke down already - u know my luck with cars lol and warn all your friends when i come down it will be a weekend u wont forget! lol
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Allie Schlueter (Missouri) wrote
at 6:02pm September 6th, 2005
Hi, I'm Emily, and I have cankles. I'm a straight-up bitch. My laugh can shattered most glass, and I have to annoy people until they are in a bad mood 24/7. My secret dream in life is to be more like my awesome sister, ::sigh:: Princess Allie
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Holly Klaft wrote
at 12:23am September 6th, 2005
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL!