More from the Oracle's Kitschiest Writer ever...
The latest from Mtv: "We still haven't reached a final casting decision, so we've been delaying production for the time being. We're hoping to resolve this within the next couple days. Remember, though, that when things do start moving, they'll go at warp speed."
Okay, so that isn't a direct quote by any means, but that's the gist of what the producers told me this morning when I called them up. I was actually making a desperate, I-need-closure-so-just-say-it-to-my-face call because I was convinced that filming had begun and I didn't make the cut. Apparently there's still hope, but I'm not going to stress over it. Whatever happens will happen, and I'll go from there.
I really should be studying for my spanish placement test (it's in one hour and I haven't even started reviewing!), so I'll keep this short. I was checking out Gawker and found this blurb on Teen Vogue, which made me giggle:
We all know Vogue editor Anna Wintour don't like the fatties, but in its November "Shape Issue" Teen Vogue gets all philanthropic on our fat ass, and tries to help hefty teens get slightly less heinous. In the "What to Wear When You're Curvy" article on page 118, the mag informs us:
"Victorian-style jackets with a cinched middle and peplum sleeves emphasize a little midriff."
Of course, if you're one of those curvy people not possessing a little midriff, well, fuck you and the pear-shaped horse you rode in on. Then again, this is the same publication that goes on to pronounce Nicole Richie as "petite," despite the fact that she's currently trying to get her skeleton on the outside of her body (to quote our brother, Defamer). We like where your head is at, Teen Vogue -- the toilet!
Okay, so that isn't a direct quote by any means, but that's the gist of what the producers told me this morning when I called them up. I was actually making a desperate, I-need-closure-so-just-say-it-to-my-face call because I was convinced that filming had begun and I didn't make the cut. Apparently there's still hope, but I'm not going to stress over it. Whatever happens will happen, and I'll go from there.
I really should be studying for my spanish placement test (it's in one hour and I haven't even started reviewing!), so I'll keep this short. I was checking out Gawker and found this blurb on Teen Vogue, which made me giggle:
We all know Vogue editor Anna Wintour don't like the fatties, but in its November "Shape Issue" Teen Vogue gets all philanthropic on our fat ass, and tries to help hefty teens get slightly less heinous. In the "What to Wear When You're Curvy" article on page 118, the mag informs us:
"Victorian-style jackets with a cinched middle and peplum sleeves emphasize a little midriff."
Of course, if you're one of those curvy people not possessing a little midriff, well, fuck you and the pear-shaped horse you rode in on. Then again, this is the same publication that goes on to pronounce Nicole Richie as "petite," despite the fact that she's currently trying to get her skeleton on the outside of her body (to quote our brother, Defamer). We like where your head is at, Teen Vogue -- the toilet!