Bitching

[cherriesplease]

My Aunt Betty and Uncle Kenny are visiting from Florida. I haven't really ever spent like days at a time with them or anything. So I was pretty excited for them to come and stay at our house. Well the first day they were here my dad decided he wanted to take them camping. Uncle Kenny wanted to go to the lake. Dad calls this place by Lake Michigan but they're full. He then calls this other place but when you look on the website it really doesn't show anything. Whatever. He tells us to get packing we're leaving today by 2 pm! We have to help Uncle Kenny because he's old and his legs aren't that good.  Anyway, it took 4 hours to get there! The place is pretty small with no trees or anything. And we're 7 miles from the lake... We get there at 8:30 and start to put up this new tent my dad bought at Walmart. Well my Aunt Betty is yelling at me telling me to hold this and don't do that. The mosquitos are swarming around my sweating head and then it starts raining. Dad finally decides that Brandon and I will just sleep somewhere in the camper. I ended up sleeping on this small bed with my mom. It just was not working. I was smashed against the wall and it was so cold! I didn't sleep at all that night. Finally at 7 am everyone woke up so I could get out of that dreadful bed! Then dad put the tent together in 5 fricking minutes. Why he couldn't do that last night I don't know.  After Breakfast Brandon and I go up to the swimming pool and there isn't anyone there! Success! There is so much clorine in this pool it's awful. So we swim for a hour and then come back. Well while we were gone they decided they want to go out to the casino for awhile. So Brandon and I are stuck there dogsitting my Aunt Betty's dog. Yeah, she has this ugly dog that's such a lazy ass. It sucked. It was really hot too. Finally they came back and we did some more sitting around. My aunt Betty starts like picking on me. And she watches EVERYTHING I do. She's really controlling. Brandon and I decide it's time to get away. We go to the pond to do some fishing. Well I'm baiting my hook and I cast it out I'm watching the water not paying attention to Brandon. Well then I happen to look over and some kid has his pole and is casting it out. Just as I'm about to tell Brandon to get it back  the pole slips from the kids hand and goes into the pond.  Yeah. And it lands kind of near the shore and gets caught in this algae that is surrounding the pond. Brandon runs off the dock and is going to get it. I'm telling him to stop wait for me and I'll get it for him. Because it's very steep and he has flip flops on plus the kid can't swim.  Well he doesn't listen he does it anyway and guess what happens. He slips in the pond. He starts screaming at the top of his lungs LISA LISA. I start running to get to him. These people who were the parents of the kid who was using Brandon's pole come running. They grab Brandon and help him out. Well then his shoes come off and start to float away. Sigh. Anyway, we got him out and had to clean him off because he was covered in pond slime!! The mother was motified at her kid and kept apolgiezing to me.  Anyway, we went back had smores and then went to bed. Way too much excitement for the day! I actually slept really good and woke up refreshed. But then we sat around some more. Finally it started raining so everyone took a nap! lol. About 6 they decide it's just too cold and rainy to camp so we check out a day early . Now Aunt Betty has her son and grandsons over plus some other relatives over. Whom I do not remember! One of them my cousin Barney was plastered and grabbed me up in this bearhug. I'm like I have no idea who you are and I don't really want you touching me. Whatever. I think everyone has gone home though. But my Aunt Betty and Uncle Kenny are here for THREE WEEKS. I think I may die. I told Luke I was coming to live in his basement. Then she's walking outside and stops points to me then like cackles at me. "Your not gonna get in our pills are you?"

Sigh. I hate relatives sometimes. I can't complain anywhere but here either because I have relatives on Myspace and facebook! And I'm so annoyed I'm not going to worry about my spelling!!!!!

I guess that's all for now...I'm gonna go upstairs and hide I think!