ashton kutcher is my new boy wonder
I don't miss the relationship crap so much, but the hand holding, bed sharing, making your friends jealous stuff is what I miss.
mmHMM.
so, its been a while, my lovelies. other than the shallow fodder ive been feeding you, no insight has been spewed via livejournal from me to you. so here's some tasty little nuggets for ya:
-golden retrievers are fun little shitheads. emphasis on SHIT.
-i miss my friends DEARLY. ya know who you are, my bitches.
-gay clubs are too damn fun for its own good. (theres nothing like dancing on stage next twenty writhing HOT men...and realizing no one gives a shit that you're on stage in the first place. seriously, who was i trying to impress?)
-and lastly, in "like" is pretty fucking awesome. sweet and life-affirming.
AND, as an added bonus to you, dahlings
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. THESE FIVE WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU. WHEN YOU BREATHE, I WANNA BE THE AIR FOR YOU. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. I'D LIVE AND I'D DIE FOR YOU. I'D STEAL THE SUN FROM THE SKY FOR YOU. WORDS CANT SAY WHAT LOVE CAN DO, I'L BE THERE FOR YOU.
mmHMM.
so, its been a while, my lovelies. other than the shallow fodder ive been feeding you, no insight has been spewed via livejournal from me to you. so here's some tasty little nuggets for ya:
-golden retrievers are fun little shitheads. emphasis on SHIT.
-i miss my friends DEARLY. ya know who you are, my bitches.
-gay clubs are too damn fun for its own good. (theres nothing like dancing on stage next twenty writhing HOT men...and realizing no one gives a shit that you're on stage in the first place. seriously, who was i trying to impress?)
-and lastly, in "like" is pretty fucking awesome. sweet and life-affirming.
AND, as an added bonus to you, dahlings
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. THESE FIVE WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU. WHEN YOU BREATHE, I WANNA BE THE AIR FOR YOU. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. I'D LIVE AND I'D DIE FOR YOU. I'D STEAL THE SUN FROM THE SKY FOR YOU. WORDS CANT SAY WHAT LOVE CAN DO, I'L BE THERE FOR YOU.