.....*Sigh*.......
So, we were supposed to have Color Guard Tryouts today, but no one showed up. So I sat there with Alicia, Katie, Krissy, and Renee for an hour and a half because no one showed up to try out for Color Guard.
Argh!
So this means that we have to go and reschedule and I have to go through the advertising all over again!
But on a Happier note...The Joke of the Day (or at least now that I feel like posting one...)
The seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped forward:
"Your Excellency," he said "I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No Dopey, there aren't." The Pope replied.
Behind Dopey, the six dwarves started to titter.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persisted.
"No, none in Italy." The Pope answered a little more sternly.
A few of the dwarves now began to laugh more openly.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
This time the Pope was much more firm.
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
By this point, all the dwarves were laughing aloud and rolling aroun on the ground.
"Pope," Dopey demanded. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
"No Dopey," the Pope snapped. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Whereupon the six dwarves started jumping up and down chanting:
"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Here's another one because it made me laugh.
This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat. His hair's all green, he's got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hag from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out:
"Hey man, didn't you do anything crazy when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies.
"Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with the Bird of Paradise. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Both of these jokes were found in the book "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski
It's a pretty creepy book if you care for a thrill.
Oh and Mike...watch out for those six year old girls and ice cream...
^_~
Argh!
So this means that we have to go and reschedule and I have to go through the advertising all over again!
But on a Happier note...The Joke of the Day (or at least now that I feel like posting one...)
The seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped forward:
"Your Excellency," he said "I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No Dopey, there aren't." The Pope replied.
Behind Dopey, the six dwarves started to titter.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persisted.
"No, none in Italy." The Pope answered a little more sternly.
A few of the dwarves now began to laugh more openly.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
This time the Pope was much more firm.
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
By this point, all the dwarves were laughing aloud and rolling aroun on the ground.
"Pope," Dopey demanded. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
"No Dopey," the Pope snapped. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Whereupon the six dwarves started jumping up and down chanting:
"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Here's another one because it made me laugh.
This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat. His hair's all green, he's got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hag from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out:
"Hey man, didn't you do anything crazy when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies.
"Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with the Bird of Paradise. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Both of these jokes were found in the book "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski
It's a pretty creepy book if you care for a thrill.
Oh and Mike...watch out for those six year old girls and ice cream...
^_~