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Jun 27, 2003 22:07

xChernobylLustx: guuurrrl
BELLZ31: hmmmm gurrl
xChernobylLustx: oh nigga..
xChernobylLustx: EVERYONE LIKED MY FOOD
xChernobylLustx: i should be a chef
xChernobylLustx: i want my own cooking show
BELLZ31: lol
BELLZ31: aww
xChernobylLustx: "COUNTER ENOUNTERS WITH ROMI"
BELLZ31: i love your cooking
BELLZ31: lmao
xChernobylLustx: and you could have your own baking panel
xChernobylLustx: "..and here i am sweet tits with the sexy legs all up on dis mutha"
xChernobylLustx: "today we're baking some um, FANTASTIC BROWNIES"
BELLZ31: lol!!!!
BELLZ31: LMAO
BELLZ31: awww
xChernobylLustx: "now back to you CandyTang, i mean Romi...what do you have in the oven?

xChernobylLustx: "well dear since i was forced to peel the fat and skin off i guess we're having some..
xChernobylLustx: UGLY DUCKLING CHICKEN!
xChernobylLustx: cause i'm the ugly duckling
xChernobylLustx: oh yes.
xChernobylLustx: and i make meals
BELLZ31: lol
BELLZ31: hahahhahahhahhahahhahahha
BELLZ31: omg you crack me up candy tang!!
xChernobylLustx: i'm the fucking martha stewart with plugs and a dye job
BELLZ31: hahahahah
xChernobylLustx: but i suppose she likes Fabricio all up on her cutlery
BELLZ31: lol yeah i think so!
BELLZ31: hhaahha
xChernobylLustx: and her other assistants like to bang her cabinets
BELLZ31: hahahaahahhahahahhahaha
xChernobylLustx: when are my kitchen drawers gonna have a bang bang
xChernobylLustx: i don't think so annie
xChernobylLustx: yeah thats right
xChernobylLustx: ugly duckling
xChernobylLustx: up in this mofo
BELLZ31: hahahhahhahahah OMG!!!
xChernobylLustx: and the delights of cooking with some nice boxed wine with a disgustingly tacky fruit flavor
xChernobylLustx: oh nigga.
xChernobylLustx: i have no assistants on my show yet
xChernobylLustx: but watch
xChernobylLustx: monday
xChernobylLustx: monday will be the day
xChernobylLustx: when our SHOW WILL AIR
BELLZ31: hahahah oh yes!!!
xChernobylLustx: and we will be the prime time divas of the style network
BELLZ31: lol we will rule!
BELLZ31: lmao
xChernobylLustx: and we can have a nice segment where we do the "uh oh uh oh oh no no" dance
xChernobylLustx: girl i think i finally got it today
xChernobylLustx: after i talked to pat and then you i decided to catch up on my choreography
BELLZ31: for real?
BELLZ31: i gotta see that
xChernobylLustx: woo i'll be jirating up in this
xChernobylLustx: backing it up like that
xChernobylLustx: dropping it like it's hot
BELLZ31: drop it!
BELLZ31: and ill be asking you for the recepe
xChernobylLustx: oh i will!
xChernobylLustx: oh nigga!
xChernobylLustx: the recipe will be all up on the show
xChernobylLustx: wooo!
xChernobylLustx: and maybe one day...
xChernobylLustx: we will get to chill with chris lowwell
BELLZ31: hahahhahahahahhahahha
xChernobylLustx: and cook with him while he fixes up the house
xChernobylLustx: aww how heart warming
xChernobylLustx: it brings a tear to my eye
xChernobylLustx: :'(
xChernobylLustx wants to directly connect.
BELLZ31 is now directly connected.
xChernobylLustx: so...
xChernobylLustx: so....
BELLZ31: eh?
xChernobylLustx: so..
xChernobylLustx: um
xChernobylLustx:
xChernobylLustx: HAHAHA
xChernobylLustx: look at that jesus
BELLZ31: hahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhaaahha omg!!!
BELLZ31: jesus
xChernobylLustx: you can almost see the pain on that ho's face
xChernobylLustx: lol
xChernobylLustx: jesus.
xChernobylLustx: cock
xChernobylLustx: OMG i saw moulin rogue and i remembered that i watched trainspotting
xChernobylLustx: have you seen Ewan McGregors cock
xChernobylLustx: it's too much for the rest of him
xChernobylLustx: and then he's in moulin rogue but lets forget about nicole kidman.
xChernobylLustx: trainspotting
xChernobylLustx: shooting up scares me...after that bad dream with shooting up i want to just run
xChernobylLustx: ahh!
BELLZ31: :-$
BELLZ31: they show his cock?
BELLZ31: what?
xChernobylLustx: in trainspotting..oh yeah
xChernobylLustx: he was this dude and like 10 mins into the movie BAM he's banging that girl
BELLZ31: oh shiiiit nigga!
xChernobylLustx: and you see that shit! crazy
BELLZ31: im getting it just for that
BELLZ31: omg
xChernobylLustx: i was like "ahh! it's so scary", the sight of it made me blush!
BELLZ31: why?
xChernobylLustx: that bitch rode him like jaws
BELLZ31: hahahhahhahahhaahaha
BELLZ31: hes cute
xChernobylLustx: and then the next morning she's like "oh hey, btw i'm a freshman"
BELLZ31: what???
xChernobylLustx: i don't find him that cute but i guess he looks better in that movie than in moulin rogue the whole punk look suits him
BELLZ31: hahahhahah
xChernobylLustx: he looks better in that movie though than in moulin rogue
xChernobylLustx: rouge*
BELLZ31: oh
BELLZ31: for real?
BELLZ31: imma go rent it
xChernobylLustx: and then this guy is drunk off his ass and he just passes out right when he was gonna do the hoohaw and she got none and she's all like "hey... wake up. SEX! come on. oh shit you passed out"
BELLZ31: hahaha
BELLZ31: omg
xChernobylLustx: and the next morning he realized he shitted and pissed all over her bedsheets!
xChernobylLustx: hahaha
xChernobylLustx: oh nigga
xChernobylLustx: that sucks
BELLZ31: damn nigga
BELLZ31: that movie sounds the shit
BELLZ31: lo
BELLZ31: l
xChernobylLustx: his girlfriend is all like "good morning! did you have a nice sleep i sure did on the couch!"
xChernobylLustx: and i won't tell you the next part cause it's too funny
BELLZ31: hahahhahahah
xChernobylLustx: hahaha
BELLZ31: oh ok
BELLZ31: lol
xChernobylLustx: so yeah if you like accents,getting fucked up,being scared,penis and such TRAINSPOTTING IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU
xChernobylLustx: ...man
xChernobylLustx: it's been a loooong afternoon
BELLZ31: yeah i know
xChernobylLustx: haha
BELLZ31: are you sure you gonna come monday so we could watch the movie
BELLZ31: and who knows what else?
BELLZ31: lol
xChernobylLustx: the ugly duckling has had quite a day
xChernobylLustx: .
BELLZ31: lol
xChernobylLustx: we bake
BELLZ31: lol
BELLZ31: yup
xChernobylLustx: no cake
xChernobylLustx: no fake
xChernobylLustx: less than jake
BELLZ31: hahhahaha
xChernobylLustx: ah, i dunno why i've been thinking about ltj today
BELLZ31: nothing is on stake
xChernobylLustx: i have that song of theirs stuck in my head
BELLZ31: why?
xChernobylLustx: no se
xChernobylLustx: hey i thought of another one
BELLZ31: which one?
xChernobylLustx: SWALLOW A STEAK
xChernobylLustx: buahahaha
BELLZ31: hahahhaahhahaha
xChernobylLustx: you know..
BELLZ31: thats what im gonna make
BELLZ31: just for you to take
BELLZ31: hahahahahahahhahahha
xChernobylLustx: i wish i were sex like a rhino on a muffin
xChernobylLustx: i'm probably just sex like an ugly duckling with a brownie.
BELLZ31: lmao
xChernobylLustx: wtf did i just say?
BELLZ31: hahahah
BELLZ31: noo
BELLZ31: i dont know
BELLZ31: hahahha
xChernobylLustx: you know this shit is going on my journal
BELLZ31: hahah
BELLZ31: hey beautiful duckling!!!
BELLZ31: what do you want for your B-day?
xChernobylLustx: no!
xChernobylLustx: i said i'm an ugly duckling and it was settled
BELLZ31: no what?
BELLZ31: mujei!
xChernobylLustx: on the fucking phooooonee
BELLZ31: noooo!
BELLZ31: no!
BELLZ31: ill give you a rubber ugly duckling
BELLZ31: hahahhahah
xChernobylLustx: ...i am the ugly duckling
xChernobylLustx: and..
xChernobylLustx: i booty dance
BELLZ31: hahha
BELLZ31: the "uh oh uh oh uh oh oh no no"
xChernobylLustx: i want my butt to be as nice as beyonce's
xChernobylLustx: i walk in a room and someone says "dayum, look at that nice ass
BELLZ31: hahhahaah
BELLZ31: yeah me too
BELLZ31: but what can we do?
xChernobylLustx: "CHUT UP!"
xChernobylLustx: you have a nice ass
BELLZ31: nooo!!
xChernobylLustx: mine just doesn't make sense
BELLZ31: :-[
BELLZ31: my brother likes your ass!
xChernobylLustx: he's seen my ass once!
BELLZ31: haah
BELLZ31: he still loves it
xChernobylLustx: no i don't mean bear ass
BELLZ31: hahahha
xChernobylLustx: that kid is crazy
BELLZ31: yeah sure...
xChernobylLustx: one second he's on the phone answering and being like "well hello there" and then when i see him in person he's all quiet and almost hiding
BELLZ31: hahah
BELLZ31: you know guys
xChernobylLustx: i know guys?
xChernobylLustx: hahaha
xChernobylLustx: i am no sexiness machine
BELLZ31: hes like on the phone with u and he goes "hold on baby"!
BELLZ31: hahhaha
BELLZ31: yes you are!!!!!
xChernobylLustx: lol i know i'm always like "EXCUSE ME! TAKE THATBACK YOUNG MAN"
xChernobylLustx: no i am not
xChernobylLustx: chut up..
BELLZ31: lol
BELLZ31: haha
BELLZ31: you know it
xChernobylLustx: yes.
BELLZ31: omg!
BELLZ31: hahhahaha
xChernobylLustx: no
BELLZ31: i forgot to tell ju!!!
xChernobylLustx: i just steal underwear
BELLZ31: omg!!! gurllll you are sooo fine!!!
BELLZ31: can i have you?
xChernobylLustx: you wnat my body
BELLZ31: i forgot to tell you that i got bloodrayne
xChernobylLustx: want*
BELLZ31: i want you
xChernobylLustx: WOO!
BELLZ31: *i wanna rock your body!!*
BELLZ31: LMAO
xChernobylLustx: isn't it good
xChernobylLustx: the game
xChernobylLustx: not the body
xChernobylLustx: it's awesome!
BELLZ31: yes the body is good
xChernobylLustx: what part are you on?
xChernobylLustx: the body is NOT good
BELLZ31: heheh
BELLZ31: yes it is
xChernobylLustx: no good
xChernobylLustx: no
xChernobylLustx: no
BELLZ31: i just started it
BELLZ31: yes yes yes
xChernobylLustx: infinity plus a million more than you plus a bottle of NOOOOOOO
xChernobylLustx: ha
xChernobylLustx: i win. joo eloose
xChernobylLustx: elooser!
BELLZ31: lol
xChernobylLustx: ha
xChernobylLustx: ha ha
BELLZ31: LMAO
xChernobylLustx: ha ha haa
BELLZ31: slooser rockero
BELLZ31: elooser*
xChernobylLustx: look at my uncle drinking, what a nigga.
BELLZ31: yes times 2377523o5238563734 and infinity and beyond
xChernobylLustx: haha
BELLZ31: hahahha
BELLZ31: i win
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