what a fucking day.
Today was the shit. The only thing missing was the scone crew to step in. David Me and Nati woke G up to see if you could do anythinga nd she gave us your number, but not your cell. We called a few times and no one picked up.
Me and the ñaaters didn't even bother going to class, we just met at killian and waited for the 104 to get at the stop. We weren't the only little rebels, there were like 5 other people. Two of them were people i haven't seen in ages. I saw Sabrina again, damn i haven't seen her in 3 years and fucking Catherine in 2..that lady still has those little teeth..lol.
So whatever Nati was the partner in crime and we just got on the bus and got all the way to Dadeland station but we decided not to get off and we just went and did the entire route and were on the bus for 3 hours.
It was fun though, lots of whodahs and we saw all the guys backing it up and these loud ass cleaning ladies laughing their asses off. We ended up getting to Hammocks up to the pit stop right nest to that walmart and out cool ass busdriver was like "ladies you have 10 minutes"
I had to pee like a mother and we decided to call Davie again. NO ANSWER. :(
So then i REALLY had to pee but our cool busdriver was using the bathroom, and it was so funny cause he was really nice and he's like "don't worry ladies i won't leave ya!"
that bathroom smelled like cherries and cigarettes. ha! and then we realized the 10 minutes were up and our nice bus driver was still waiting. He was cool, cause he was driving just us around for a bit.
"GIIRL, she be looking' like an ugly sausage!" - Me, this morning when we saw this fat j.lo replica
Whatever we got back to the miami dade area and all these students were getting off and i was freezing my ass off and i ended up falling asleep on Nati and i fucking woke up when my head hit that fucking headboard. I woke up because of the noise and this british man in the front was trying not to crack up but he ended up giggling and looking at me the entire ride. Fuckass whodah, it's not like i'm the only person who dozes off and hits the headboard. Whatever, lol. We decided to get off in front of guitar center and mess around with the stuff. The place was dead and we got sick of watching guys with ponytails so we just chilled in barnes and noble.
This girl with a coheed and cambria pin was walking with her man...he was wearing a bjork shirt <3
that gave me and nati the idea to go and look at her book. ahh.
i did some searching and i kinda found rough sketches of the human anatomy and wings and we took pictures. And thats when the ruckus started. OH MAN!
we were taking pictures of Chris Pontius's penis and Ron jeremy! We found the coolest magazine BIG VIP. Heh, and ofcourse i went crazy when i saw all the Taschen books.
i fucking LOVE TASCHEN, best pictures. ( i miss mine)
Nati was looking at the national geographic book and i went and found all these nice books and fucking saw Devon Aoki in TWO photo books..CRAZY! i want to be Devon Aoki. Have some sushi, take nice pictures, drive that pink car she drives...and not eat sho-ko-late.
After that i gave in to the temptation and sinned to that tone of that demonic corporation. STARBUCKS.
Nati had some too, partner in crime nigga what? This guy was hitting on me and Nati was like "i know you aint hitting on my Romi"
too bad i don't flirt anymore.
Chilled some more at B&N and we realized it was 1:30 and our transfer expired! we hauled ass to the stop, oh and then we saw this guy wearing brown pants crossing the street looking mighty stylin'..woo.
we went back to guitar center and called Nati's mom, and i was freaking out and just played a bit and the guy with the dreads was like "sweety you alright? can i help you! why are you grabbing your head?" lol, goodtimes.
We saw the brown pants guy messing with the keyboards, dropping it like it was TOO HOT. What a gangsta.
Nati's mom showed up and she was sweet as always, i wish she were my real mommy. :( She was hitting on a pretty yound guy in an f350 "ay y este papito! BIZCOCHO!" lol, i love that lady.
So i got home and my portuguese neighbor was coming in through the gate. AFTER 2 YEARS the guy finally strikes up a convo.
"hey i'll give you a lift next time! By the way my name is Mariano, whats yours?" this guy always waves but this time he gets out of his sweetass Honda Hybrid and decides to bombard me. Oh my fucking god, the guy talks so much. Turns out he's really a certefied racer, he's actually 23 and that nice little car of his is fixed up. The guy just told me all his racing stories and started boasting a bit.
Then he startes telling me about his grad night and all his drinking. Turns out he went to atlantis academy and he knows the smoothie king himself. Oh naw! DAVIE,lol!
This dude is all like "yeah lets go to the shade, drink,diet coke,cigarette?" of course i'm all like "no thankyou, my house has windows and im sxe" and then he busts out with
"girlie i know you! You think i haven't seen you smoke packs and packs of marlboro lights, i remember that red hair of yours" my fault for smoking like a chimmney whie taking a walk. This guy started pointing out all the colors and lenghths my hair has been since i moved here.
lol, he knows too much! Then this lucky nigga busts out with "i see you like bjork? i went to her show in portugal, crazy"
enough. i had to go home before i had a heat stroke i'd been in the sun all day. So i said bye and he's like "call me!"..lol
no gracias.
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yesterday was crazy too. My sister was taking pictures and then she crossed the line.
things started nice with her trying to take a picture of my new little nose ring
and then jesus..jesus,uno,dios,tres SYLVIA, BINKERS THE JESUCRISTAS CREW the only agnostic ladies wearing the holy ice (all 3 of us have this)
and then she went as far as sneaking THIS!
i dunno who's that is.
dirty bitch.
so i retaliated with her walking down the hall and locking her out when she was in a thong...*shudders* eww. she looks like she's freeballing
that bitch hid in the bathroon and took this pic of me tweezing my eyebrows
she got busted
and then she took this picture that i can't post.
i took this picture of my dad when i suprised him and my mom and that picture is funny and kinda disturbing it should be on jackass, a big hairy man.
i'm feeling crazy.
Me and the ñaaters didn't even bother going to class, we just met at killian and waited for the 104 to get at the stop. We weren't the only little rebels, there were like 5 other people. Two of them were people i haven't seen in ages. I saw Sabrina again, damn i haven't seen her in 3 years and fucking Catherine in 2..that lady still has those little teeth..lol.
So whatever Nati was the partner in crime and we just got on the bus and got all the way to Dadeland station but we decided not to get off and we just went and did the entire route and were on the bus for 3 hours.
It was fun though, lots of whodahs and we saw all the guys backing it up and these loud ass cleaning ladies laughing their asses off. We ended up getting to Hammocks up to the pit stop right nest to that walmart and out cool ass busdriver was like "ladies you have 10 minutes"
I had to pee like a mother and we decided to call Davie again. NO ANSWER. :(
So then i REALLY had to pee but our cool busdriver was using the bathroom, and it was so funny cause he was really nice and he's like "don't worry ladies i won't leave ya!"
that bathroom smelled like cherries and cigarettes. ha! and then we realized the 10 minutes were up and our nice bus driver was still waiting. He was cool, cause he was driving just us around for a bit.
"GIIRL, she be looking' like an ugly sausage!" - Me, this morning when we saw this fat j.lo replica
Whatever we got back to the miami dade area and all these students were getting off and i was freezing my ass off and i ended up falling asleep on Nati and i fucking woke up when my head hit that fucking headboard. I woke up because of the noise and this british man in the front was trying not to crack up but he ended up giggling and looking at me the entire ride. Fuckass whodah, it's not like i'm the only person who dozes off and hits the headboard. Whatever, lol. We decided to get off in front of guitar center and mess around with the stuff. The place was dead and we got sick of watching guys with ponytails so we just chilled in barnes and noble.
This girl with a coheed and cambria pin was walking with her man...he was wearing a bjork shirt <3
that gave me and nati the idea to go and look at her book. ahh.
i did some searching and i kinda found rough sketches of the human anatomy and wings and we took pictures. And thats when the ruckus started. OH MAN!
we were taking pictures of Chris Pontius's penis and Ron jeremy! We found the coolest magazine BIG VIP. Heh, and ofcourse i went crazy when i saw all the Taschen books.
i fucking LOVE TASCHEN, best pictures. ( i miss mine)
Nati was looking at the national geographic book and i went and found all these nice books and fucking saw Devon Aoki in TWO photo books..CRAZY! i want to be Devon Aoki. Have some sushi, take nice pictures, drive that pink car she drives...and not eat sho-ko-late.
After that i gave in to the temptation and sinned to that tone of that demonic corporation. STARBUCKS.
Nati had some too, partner in crime nigga what? This guy was hitting on me and Nati was like "i know you aint hitting on my Romi"
too bad i don't flirt anymore.
Chilled some more at B&N and we realized it was 1:30 and our transfer expired! we hauled ass to the stop, oh and then we saw this guy wearing brown pants crossing the street looking mighty stylin'..woo.
we went back to guitar center and called Nati's mom, and i was freaking out and just played a bit and the guy with the dreads was like "sweety you alright? can i help you! why are you grabbing your head?" lol, goodtimes.
We saw the brown pants guy messing with the keyboards, dropping it like it was TOO HOT. What a gangsta.
Nati's mom showed up and she was sweet as always, i wish she were my real mommy. :( She was hitting on a pretty yound guy in an f350 "ay y este papito! BIZCOCHO!" lol, i love that lady.
So i got home and my portuguese neighbor was coming in through the gate. AFTER 2 YEARS the guy finally strikes up a convo.
"hey i'll give you a lift next time! By the way my name is Mariano, whats yours?" this guy always waves but this time he gets out of his sweetass Honda Hybrid and decides to bombard me. Oh my fucking god, the guy talks so much. Turns out he's really a certefied racer, he's actually 23 and that nice little car of his is fixed up. The guy just told me all his racing stories and started boasting a bit.
Then he startes telling me about his grad night and all his drinking. Turns out he went to atlantis academy and he knows the smoothie king himself. Oh naw! DAVIE,lol!
This dude is all like "yeah lets go to the shade, drink,diet coke,cigarette?" of course i'm all like "no thankyou, my house has windows and im sxe" and then he busts out with
"girlie i know you! You think i haven't seen you smoke packs and packs of marlboro lights, i remember that red hair of yours" my fault for smoking like a chimmney whie taking a walk. This guy started pointing out all the colors and lenghths my hair has been since i moved here.
lol, he knows too much! Then this lucky nigga busts out with "i see you like bjork? i went to her show in portugal, crazy"
enough. i had to go home before i had a heat stroke i'd been in the sun all day. So i said bye and he's like "call me!"..lol
no gracias.
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yesterday was crazy too. My sister was taking pictures and then she crossed the line.
things started nice with her trying to take a picture of my new little nose ring
and then jesus..jesus,uno,dios,tres SYLVIA, BINKERS THE JESUCRISTAS CREW the only agnostic ladies wearing the holy ice (all 3 of us have this)
and then she went as far as sneaking THIS!
i dunno who's that is.
dirty bitch.
so i retaliated with her walking down the hall and locking her out when she was in a thong...*shudders* eww. she looks like she's freeballing
that bitch hid in the bathroon and took this pic of me tweezing my eyebrows
she got busted
and then she took this picture that i can't post.
i took this picture of my dad when i suprised him and my mom and that picture is funny and kinda disturbing it should be on jackass, a big hairy man.
i'm feeling crazy.