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I've had only hot things to eat today. and drink. But I vow here and now to revenge my current suffering on Miss Swiss Hot Chocolate Mix Lady. That bitch could at least throw some marshmallows into my fucking coffee cup. Lighten up my day. Stupid Chocolate-covered Trollop.
*pouts* If my throat weren't so vital for that whole "living" thing, I'd rip it out at the roots right now.
Oh.
Dear Internal Parasite,
As you know, there's always been a sort of hostile peace between us. Well, I've had enough of your shit. It's war now, you bastard. Have a great time on your vacation. I hate you.
Hugs and Kisses,
Your Host Body.
*pouts* If my throat weren't so vital for that whole "living" thing, I'd rip it out at the roots right now.
Oh.
Dear Internal Parasite,
As you know, there's always been a sort of hostile peace between us. Well, I've had enough of your shit. It's war now, you bastard. Have a great time on your vacation. I hate you.
Hugs and Kisses,
Your Host Body.