XOXO - UNHUMAN BEINGS
I have a new goal in life.
To somehow convince B to be a Singtel consumer.
Then subscribe the Singtel Locator.
I think the Locator is the greatest invention, after tampons, to have been invented.
http://home.singtel.com/consumer/products/mobile/value_added_services/locator_overview.asp
I am under heavy siege from NonLiving Things (NLT) today.
As of 1505hours, 8 Aug 2009, I have been
1) Sliced on both thumbs by a pair of scissors.
2) Electrocuted by my phone on three separate occasions.
3) Fallen off a chair
4) Walked into the storage room door.
5) SUBJECTED TO ENDLESS, TORRID, HYPOCRITICALLY PATROTIC NATIONAL DAY SONGS
ON EVERY FREE-TO-AIR CHANNEL.
THE HORRORS! WHY DID WE CANCEL OUR CABLE!!!!
To somehow convince B to be a Singtel consumer.
Then subscribe the Singtel Locator.
I think the Locator is the greatest invention, after tampons, to have been invented.
http://home.singtel.com/consumer/products/mobile/value_added_services/locator_overview.asp
I am under heavy siege from NonLiving Things (NLT) today.
As of 1505hours, 8 Aug 2009, I have been
1) Sliced on both thumbs by a pair of scissors.
2) Electrocuted by my phone on three separate occasions.
3) Fallen off a chair
4) Walked into the storage room door.
5) SUBJECTED TO ENDLESS, TORRID, HYPOCRITICALLY PATROTIC NATIONAL DAY SONGS
ON EVERY FREE-TO-AIR CHANNEL.
THE HORRORS! WHY DID WE CANCEL OUR CABLE!!!!