You're a tard.
Once in your lifetime (rarely more than once - unless you're fucking unlucky or fucking dumb), you'll meet a complete CB (even 'bastard' doesn't quite cut it) who'll have the privilege of fucking you upside down and inside out.
And in my most humble opinion, it's best you meet him/her earlier in your life! At least you know you'll have a better life ahead of you.
You know, just saying.
Peace. ^^
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