I can see you looking back at me. Keep your eyes on me. Baby, keep your eyes on me
*tap tap* Is this thing on? I have been the most absent from LJ so far this year. Not that that's entirely new, but I have missed the few of you lovely butts who are not around on Twitter. I hope you've been doing well and enjoying fandomly things?
I am still recovering from the awesomeness that was DC Con last weekend. I saw so many great fandom people and I am not even going to bother trying to list everyone, because I will leave someone out and it will be a disaster, but I got to room with some of my favorites, riyku & dugindeep (and does Stacy have an LJ??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF STACY HAS AN LJ). We saw J2 and other cool people like Tim Omundson! My ops were...not my favorites for the most part (my Jensen was especially bad, woe!), so I won't spam them, but I had a great great time and after the con, lovely people allowed me to drag them all over my city, and kelleigh even came up to visit despite not being at the con. souslelys stayed an extra day and we watched Crimson Peak (THE MOST UNSATISFACTORY INCEST EVER, SAM AND DEAN HAVE SPOILED ME) and some episodes of the Supernatural anime, which stars LOLOLOLOL THEY MADE JARED MAKE ANIME SOUNDS and special guest Jensen Ackles Bringing the Bromotions in the last two episodes. IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME.
The season and I are still mostly not on speaking terms, but HOLY SHIT WAS RED MEAT NOT A BLESSING TO OUR VERY EXISTENCES??? That episode, I swear. That was some Kripke-era magic on screen right there. And Jensen brought his "I actually care about this material" A-game. IT DESTROYED ME. AND THEN J2 THIS WEEKEND WERE SO OUT OF CONTROL. OMG. OUT AND DRUNK AND JENSEN BEING SO AFFECTIONATE AND GIVING RANDOM FANS $200 FOR HER BIRTHDAY. I FUCKING DIE OVER THOSE TWO. Then spending the next day together, too. Honestly, we get no break. ♥____♥
Anyway, I'm in a MUCH MUCH better place emotionally and with fandom than I was a few months ago, so I feel like it's a good time to start engaging more on LJ than I was when I was a great big downer.
Among other things, I have a buttload of fic to post! I'm still woefully behind on every long fic I've touched in the last...YEAR, but here is a bunch of mostly fun mostly porny stuff I've produced over the last month because spn_masquerade & salt_burn_porn bring out the best in me. JUST AS A WARNING, I tried to really push myself with masquerade this round, so two of the fills are quite extreme kinks. Pay attention to the warnings!
Title: Tennessee Honey
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including breath play
Word Count: 4,951
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: Jared is no stranger to getting texts like this from Jensen. It’s a booty call with some unspoken context; it means that Jensen’s surrounded by too many people to say all the ways he wants to destroy Jared out loud.
Title: One Lucky Stiff
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content, necrophilia, suicidal ideation, off-screen homophobia, and death
Word Count: 4,081
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: AU: Jared is a mortician, Jensen's body is on his table, and Jensen has some complaints about the afterlife.
Title: Homeward Bound
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including (consensual) bestiality
Word Count: 4,873
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: There's a curse on Jensen's family that forces every second son to be turned into a dog on his 38th birthday. Jensen learns about it the hard way.
Title: Metamorphosis
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: girl!Sam/Dean
Rating: R for sexual content
Word Count: 1,037
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: "Five more minutes," she mumbles from inside her cocoon, just like she did when she was a bony thirteen year old boy with acne and racecar pajamas.
Title: Tabula Rasa
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content and (happy!) character death
Word Count: 1,849
Author’s Note: Written for salt_burn_porn.
Summary: Sam and Dean find each other in The Empty.
My last spn_masquerade related thing is actually a plea for people who prompted in this most recent round to maybe help me out?? If the person who left this prompt happens to see this, can you please reach out to me? For reasons? I've tried asking a few people I suspected of being the prompter, but alas, no luck so far. Much thanks to anyone who can help me track them down!!
Gonna go pretend to do my job now. ;)
I am still recovering from the awesomeness that was DC Con last weekend. I saw so many great fandom people and I am not even going to bother trying to list everyone, because I will leave someone out and it will be a disaster, but I got to room with some of my favorites, riyku & dugindeep (and does Stacy have an LJ??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF STACY HAS AN LJ). We saw J2 and other cool people like Tim Omundson! My ops were...not my favorites for the most part (my Jensen was especially bad, woe!), so I won't spam them, but I had a great great time and after the con, lovely people allowed me to drag them all over my city, and kelleigh even came up to visit despite not being at the con. souslelys stayed an extra day and we watched Crimson Peak (THE MOST UNSATISFACTORY INCEST EVER, SAM AND DEAN HAVE SPOILED ME) and some episodes of the Supernatural anime, which stars LOLOLOLOL THEY MADE JARED MAKE ANIME SOUNDS and special guest Jensen Ackles Bringing the Bromotions in the last two episodes. IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME.
The season and I are still mostly not on speaking terms, but HOLY SHIT WAS RED MEAT NOT A BLESSING TO OUR VERY EXISTENCES??? That episode, I swear. That was some Kripke-era magic on screen right there. And Jensen brought his "I actually care about this material" A-game. IT DESTROYED ME. AND THEN J2 THIS WEEKEND WERE SO OUT OF CONTROL. OMG. OUT AND DRUNK AND JENSEN BEING SO AFFECTIONATE AND GIVING RANDOM FANS $200 FOR HER BIRTHDAY. I FUCKING DIE OVER THOSE TWO. Then spending the next day together, too. Honestly, we get no break. ♥____♥
Anyway, I'm in a MUCH MUCH better place emotionally and with fandom than I was a few months ago, so I feel like it's a good time to start engaging more on LJ than I was when I was a great big downer.
Among other things, I have a buttload of fic to post! I'm still woefully behind on every long fic I've touched in the last...YEAR, but here is a bunch of mostly fun mostly porny stuff I've produced over the last month because spn_masquerade & salt_burn_porn bring out the best in me. JUST AS A WARNING, I tried to really push myself with masquerade this round, so two of the fills are quite extreme kinks. Pay attention to the warnings!
Title: Tennessee Honey
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including breath play
Word Count: 4,951
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: Jared is no stranger to getting texts like this from Jensen. It’s a booty call with some unspoken context; it means that Jensen’s surrounded by too many people to say all the ways he wants to destroy Jared out loud.
Title: One Lucky Stiff
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content, necrophilia, suicidal ideation, off-screen homophobia, and death
Word Count: 4,081
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: AU: Jared is a mortician, Jensen's body is on his table, and Jensen has some complaints about the afterlife.
Title: Homeward Bound
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content including (consensual) bestiality
Word Count: 4,873
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: There's a curse on Jensen's family that forces every second son to be turned into a dog on his 38th birthday. Jensen learns about it the hard way.
Title: Metamorphosis
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: girl!Sam/Dean
Rating: R for sexual content
Word Count: 1,037
Author’s Note: Written for spn_masquerade.
Summary: "Five more minutes," she mumbles from inside her cocoon, just like she did when she was a bony thirteen year old boy with acne and racecar pajamas.
Title: Tabula Rasa
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content and (happy!) character death
Word Count: 1,849
Author’s Note: Written for salt_burn_porn.
Summary: Sam and Dean find each other in The Empty.
My last spn_masquerade related thing is actually a plea for people who prompted in this most recent round to maybe help me out?? If the person who left this prompt happens to see this, can you please reach out to me? For reasons? I've tried asking a few people I suspected of being the prompter, but alas, no luck so far. Much thanks to anyone who can help me track them down!!
Gonna go pretend to do my job now. ;)