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"You look like Emperor Palpatine."

Oct 29, 2009 23:16

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Squee Post

As usual, Wincest underlined for your squick-avoiding convenience.

( It's like Mission Pathetic, watch out. )

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lavendergaia October 30 2009, 07:36:03 UTC

You know Dean would rather get the clap than go without sex. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. After a day or two they'll get too lazy for condoms too.

HAHAHAHA BOBBY IS SO ORACLE. Except I like Bobby and Babs bugs me.

So...I pretty much agree with everything. AND I AM EXPECTING LOTS OF FANFIC ABOUT THIS ASAP, FANDOM.

And I look forward to your drabbles. <3

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 07:40:29 UTC

YOU ICON, GIRL. YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU JUST THROW SOMETHING THAT HOT ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS.

LOL. I trust Sam to be the responsible one and ix-nay the sex until he is clap-free. AND SO BEGAN THE AGE OF THE BLOW JOB! \o/

Aww! I love Babs! I Love Bobby more, but you know, that's a really tough guy to go up against.

I AM SO READY FOR THE FIC. I even want to write some like right now and I'm like "Yo, you've got other shit to write, for serious." I never know what's good for me, though, so...*evil smile*

Aww! Yay! I hope you like them when I finally get them all up.

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 07:44:22 UTC

I'M SORRY. HERE'S A LESS UNF ONE.

But Dean would be all, "Sammy, c'mon, do you know how many days I had to go without being laid! It's all better now, see?"

If Bobby is Babs, does that make Dean Huntress? And Sam Nightwing Black Canary?

Hahaha, I know, I have so many drabbles to do, but then I just started writing wincest porn earlier for the hell of it. WHOOPS.

Aw, I'm sure I will!

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 07:52:12 UTC

STILL FUCKING HOT. BECAUSE IT'S THEM. AND THEY CANNOT NOT TURN ME ON. OVERSHARE, LET ME SHOW U ONE.

LOLOLOL. Poor Sammy! HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO TURN A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE JENSEN ACKLES DOWN FOR SEX? BECAUSE THAT IS NOT EASY PICKINGS, YO.

Sam can definitely be Black Canary but certainly cannot be Nightwing, because then I would have to ship Him/Bobby only slightly less than I ship Robin/Batman (Batman being, as Dean himself has told us, Dean Winchester). And that shit is not. on. But FUCK would Sam look hot in that Black Canary leather and Dean could be the Green Arrow so we could get him back a Monsnter-Movie-esque faggy green outfit and the sex, it would be on fire.

OMG, BUT PORN. IT WAS WORTH IT, BB! WHEN SHALL YOU BE FEEDING OTHERS SAID PORN? *is a porn!monster*

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 07:55:56 UTC

FAIR ENOUGH.

I....would turn down Jensen Ackles for sex. I'M SORRY HE IS NOT MY TYPE.

I ship Robin/Wonder Girl. And true story, when I was spending far too much of my hard-earned money on comics, I was like, "Who should play Dick in a movie?" AND THE ONLY DECENT ANSWER WAS JARED PADALECKI. So when I first watched Provenance, I was like, "Taylor Cole would make an awesome Donna Troy." SO NOW I WATCH THAT EPISODE ALL THE TIME PRETENDING SAM IS DICK GRAYSON, SARAH IS DONNA TROY, AND DEAN IS ROY HARPER. BECAUSE I AM A DORK. *cough* Overshare x a billion.

UM...ONE WAS FOR A KINK MEME AND I POSTED IT AND THE OTHER I AM GOING TO WORK ON AGAIN LATER.

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 07:58:25 UTC

.................................................................................................................................................................................I don't understand what those words mean. I'm going to choose to ignore them.

LOLOL. I support this geeking-outdom! A++ job, you! Here's a five, buy yourself something pretty.

OMNOMNOM.

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 08:01:08 UTC

I'm sorry. More for you?

And since Roy and Dick are gay for each other anyway, threesome! ;)

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE KINK MEME ONE.

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 08:02:47 UTC

So much for me. So. much. for. me.

Fact annnnndddd FACT.

OMNOMNOMNOM. I will read it as soon as I finish with your post (I know, I read slower than 90 year olds run).

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 08:04:39 UTC

And I can have Sam.

And they all lived happily ever after and no one was a vessel for anyone except Dean was a vessel for Sam's cockzilla.

Hahaha, that's fine!

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 08:11:02 UTC

Uh, no. Dean can have Sam and since I can have Dean, I can have Sam and Dean...

As Lucifer!Sam once said: I win. So...I win!

I remember the time Dean was a vessel for Sam's cockzilla like it was yesterday! And today. And last week. And next month. And ten years ago. And 50 years from now. And at all times, up to and including thirty-five minutes ago.

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 08:13:13 UTC

Uh...no, but thanks for playing.

Dean can't forget. It's why it hurts to sit a lot.

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 08:14:51 UTC

TRUFAX.

Dean Winchester once started a charity called the "Sitting is Overrated Anyway Awareness" Foundation. S.O.A.A. has about 75 members, him and the 74 lucky guys Sam fucked in college.

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 08:16:28 UTC

And people seem to think Dean's bowlegged naturally!

I wonder how he explained that to John...

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 08:18:54 UTC

DW: Hey, Dad, remember how you don't pay attention to us enough to realize when we're cold, starving or terrified?

JW: Yeah.

DW: Make sure you don't pick up on the really obvious signs your sons are having hot nasty incestuous sex.

JW: Ok!

And that's how it *really* happened.

lavendergaia October 30 2009, 08:20:41 UTC

And then John went to drink himself into a stupor and cry about Mary while SamnDean tried out a new flavor of lube.

cherie_morte October 30 2009, 08:21:27 UTC

Ah, another happy Wednesday night in the Winchester household crappy motel room of the week.

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