Things I learned from watching NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!!!
: If a hysterical white bitch insists you rescue her dead brother, you may punch her in the face.
: Always double check when the hero makes a claim that you are safe after boarding up the house. He may have forgotten the window right behind him.
: Zombies like cars but hate fire
: A bug's brain makes a nice light snack for those blonde bombshell zombies who are watching their figure.
: When all hell breaks loose, blame NASA!
: Even with hundreds of zombies to kill, men will still try to kill each other.
: Sick little girls aren't to be trusted.
: Even black and white stereotypical horror films give me nightmares.
: Always double check when the hero makes a claim that you are safe after boarding up the house. He may have forgotten the window right behind him.
: Zombies like cars but hate fire
: A bug's brain makes a nice light snack for those blonde bombshell zombies who are watching their figure.
: When all hell breaks loose, blame NASA!
: Even with hundreds of zombies to kill, men will still try to kill each other.
: Sick little girls aren't to be trusted.
: Even black and white stereotypical horror films give me nightmares.