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[cherbear75]

The lesbians next door to me are getting a bit out of hand. Now, I'm a big fan of lesbians, so it's not that. They fight all the time. "Fuck you bitch!" all night long. It's starting to interrupt my sleep. Now keep in mind that I also have two small children. So, I've decided to write an anonymous letter to my landlord in hopes that this will alleviate the problem. It sounds pretty good I think. But, I'm not too sure about that P.S. part. Tell me your thoughts.

Dear Mr. Landlord:

I have the unfortunate pleasure of writing this letter in regards to the lesbians, I mean tenants, residing at xxxmyaddressxxx, Apt B in Harahan, LA.
I voice the following complaints: