Thoughts on Cats, Maturbation and Bells
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
When a cat masturbates, an angel loses it's wings.
And every time a bell rings, and angel gets its wings.
Thus the reason why cats wear bells.
But how, I ask, do we get kittens back??
When a cat masturbates, an angel loses it's wings.
And every time a bell rings, and angel gets its wings.
Thus the reason why cats wear bells.
But how, I ask, do we get kittens back??