i eat hot pockets with a fork... am i a freak?

Dec 27, 2004 17:46

alabama has been ok so far i guess. it didn't start out too great though... about 4 hours after we started driving i threw up all over myself and my dad's car. :( that's the last time i will ever drink before going on a 14 hour car ride. i really shouldn't have drank at all, but it was my last night so i wanted to have some fun. i had fun, but a few too many beers and kamikazes. eric has this awesome chess set where all the pieces are little shot glasses, they're so tiny and cute! each one is like a quarter of a shot or something. so after him and gary got tired of playing chess we all just grabbed a bunch and started drinking up. he also has this really pimp bed. i can't explain why it's so sexy... it just is. it's big... and sexy. hah. you'd have to see it for yourself. anyone with that kind of bed will get a lot of ass, it made me horny just looking at it! seriously, the first thing you think about when you see this bed is sex... lots of awesome sex. donald needs to get a bed like that!

i saw my uncle donald for the first time since i was like 5. he looks so much like my dad, only younger and happy, he's very funny too. i'm sad he just left. haha, he kept pointing out all the cute boys that went by (of course i wasn't looking, he'd have to get my attention). when i told him i wasn't looking cause i already had a boyfriend he said "well you don't have to rub it in!"

this morning we had to wake up early to go get pictures taken at the super walmart, which was fucking huuuuge! i haven't taken pictures in forever. the last one my grandma has of me i was in the 5th grade.

we went to the one mall in this town. it's small but it has a lot of good stores. my dad absolutely spoiled us! he got us watches, handbags, belts, sweaters, and some cute shirts. i think i like aeropostale now, they have a lot of cute things.

my grandparents gave me and steph a ton of cute socks for christmas. and enough chapstick to keep my lips moist for 2 years! and guess what?! i now have a cell phone!! hoo-fucking-ray! i can't activate it until i get home though. that was the best christmas present i got this year by far, and it was a complete surprise too.

so what is it about friends nowadays? i didn't realize how so many people judge you on how many friends you have. is it like the caste system now, only instead of money it's based on the number of friends you have? should i wear a red dot on my forehead to show everyone that i have no friends? i didn't get this memo. jesus christ, people make me laugh so hard. i really don't think me not having any friends should make a difference to anyone. i don't think it makes me look bad at all... and if it does i really don't give a fuck. it doesn't phase me at all. i'd rather be lonely than in the company of my acquaintances sometimes, so kill me! donald and steph are my best friends, it's up to me if i want anymore. and i consider a lot of other people my friends, if they don't consider me their friend in return, too bad. and it's not like i don't have friends, because believe it or not i do. i just don't have that many. which shows that i am just content with the ones i have now. i could make more if i wanted to, but i just haven't come across anyone yet that i can see myself becoming really good friends with. c'mon people... it's not like i killed someone. get over it.

donald bought me napoleon dynamite for christmas. i laughed about 4, maybe 5 times. sorry guys, i just don't see the humor in it. it's so long and boring. i'll watch it again though sometime and give it another chance. i thought it was gonna be so good because so many people went to see it like 3 times.

sometimes i want to hit you. sometimes i want to hug you. so i compromise with myself and just smile politely.

bjork's debut cd is taking over my soul! i can't stop listening to it!
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