I just realized my title page is wrong.......
Ohai there! So I know this took a while to get out but I caved and downloaded some CC (mainly patterns. Omg so many patterns. And rugs.) Then my game was running so slow and lagging so bad that I had to thin the herd a bit. Then I redecorated the whole upstairs of Landen and Colins house. Then I found a lighting Mod because fuck the Full Mood lighting. Omg just so many things but lets just say next chapter things are going to look very different!
So I re-did the companions room! I love it.
So I moved Candace out but I'm starting to miss her. She cleaned. The house has been getting dirtier and dirtier. Clothes are EVERYWHERE! It's gross.
Stop it right now!
So my Ema people live in this hood just for the Lol's. They need to stop this shit tho.
Everything you need to know about Marthas personality you can find in this picture.
Colin: She's so precious! And quiet. I love my babies. They're both so well behaved!
Baby Rose: DAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Martha: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Colin: My god I take it all back.
She is a fast learner though.
Colin is very excited about Baby Roses new skill.
Colin: Well now this is a work of art! It must be immortalized on canvas.
Now this should be immortalized on canvas!
Baby Rose has discovered her toys!
Baby Rose: Nomnomnom
Baby Rose: Hehehe!
Baby Rose: Der!
Baby Rose:AH!! HEHEHEE!
Baby Rose: Did It!
As you can see she is doing better speaking.
Landen: She said her name!
I really don't think Landen is the best teacher though.
Baby Rose: Dammit!
Landen: No. Who has you're father had around you?
Landen is IN LOVE with being a parent. If this were Sims 2 he'd be a family Sim addicted to that Baby Crack for sure.
What I love about this family is they are more than idyllic. Two parents who couldn't be more in love, two beautiful baby girls, two cats, all living in the cutest little home ever. But both of the dads are evil as fuck and one is a Thug working for The Organization.....
Colin: So I got that promotion....and you said if I got that promotion you'd-
Landen: I know what I said!
Colin: You might wanna leave.
Nope.
Landen: But seriously you don't want to see this.
Like rabbits guys.
:D They both have this and I LOVE IT! But-
What the hell Colin?
I hate the cats.
Luckily for me the cats never come upstairs. So I re-did the upstairs, kinda. I'm just having fun with my new patterns Now I know that couch looks odd at first but image if you knew a gay couple like Landen and Colin, what kind of couch would they have? Thank you.
Dining room got purple-er.
Martha is happy as fuck to get her bottle!
Baby Rose and Martha are Satans babies. Seriously. Baby Rose was born during the full moon with zombies creeping outside and Marthas birthday is Spooky Day.
But I set her up the best little party ever!
Except it started to snow and I had to move everything inside :(
The guests have arrived.
Those two people you don't recognize are Colins mom and brother. I did them a favor and threw them in CAS.
Omg they look just like Colin.....I didn't give Avery his brothers hair style I just wanted to show how alike they are!
I didn't know why this was taken but then I thought "This looks like everything the Deans have ever done."
ohai delilah. You're looking very creepy today.
Landen I love you.
Landen: Where is everyone?
Okay so this party is techniqually a feast party because everyone had a wish to throw one...no one wanted to through Martha a party....
Landen: If I suffocate her she'll never grow up and she can be my baby forever!!!
No. Please god no.
While Martha was growing up everyone else was outside (it is snowing still i swear) bitching about the lack of seating available. Even thought there is a table and chairs in the dining room and two picnic tables downstairs.
Hello Pregnant Alissa.
Oh, you wanna see Martha right?
She is very pretty. Her mouth is a little odd though, hopefully she'll grow into it.
It wouldn't be a Deans party if someone didn't piss on a baby.
Landen: This is so embarrassing.....
Idk, your husband pissed himself like two minutes ago...at least you're not alone.
George stood here the entire party making faces. It was odd.
But people had fun! And once they all left....
Not only was the house covered in food and piss but Martha
went
cra-cra
Thank you Colin, for being such a good dad all while being sexy as hell.
Stay classy.
Really Landen?
Are
You
Sure
You Can
Handle
Another?
Landen needs to get out of the house more.
Okay, so I went over to Alissas house that night to check on things. I only caught this picture, and the fact that her and Carlos relationship is as low as it can possibly go before I got a notification that Landen got a job and I had to head back to the main house.
Family Updates!
To show you Caitlyns situation...Yes, she has a step-daughter.
You already knew she was pregnant but my question is; how? Seriously, I saved a copy of them to the library and took them to my photo shoot hood and she wouldn't even let him cuddle her. They HATE each other. How did they make that baby?
I don't update on Georges siblings often but Elvin and Alisa have SO. MANY. KIDS. I think it's like 4, plus Scot (Elvins younger brother) and 4 dogs.
Okay that's it. I'm sorry if it wasn't very funny, i haven't been in a funny mood lately. I just want to say I love you all, everyone who reads this, because Sims is one of my few escapes lately and you guys make it worth while. Thanks again! Also comment. i LOVE comments. They're like crack to me.