1.000 mph ⚡ voice/action for new bark town

[chemwhiz]

[The Pokégear turns on and for a while all you can hear is Wally mumbling about Earth-16, a multiverse, and how cool this thing is even if he doesn't know where he is. Suddenly, he realizes the gear has been recording the entire time-]

Uh, hello? Rob, do you read me? Are you getting this? Am I transmitting? Hello? Aqualad, Supey, Artemis, Miss M?

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[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Batman, huh?

Y'know, he was here once, but not for long.

[Video]

[chemwhiz]

So I heard. But it doesn't surprise me-he's not the World's Greatest Detective for nothing. [Oh look now he's trying to impress you.] And while I'm no Boy Wonder, my sleuthing skills are pretty good, if I do say so myself.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

[FORTUNATELY, HEATHER HAS A PRETTY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT BOASTING, so her reaction is to snerk and raise a brow.]

'Zat so?

Well, feel free to sleuth your way into figuring out how people DO go back, because nobody's accomplished THAT feat yet.

[Video]

[chemwhiz]

[Have a smug little smirk.]

Already on it. I happen to be following a lead to Mahogany Town. Hoping I can find some answers-and maybe my teammates-there.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Mahogany. After the Rockets, huh?

[She pauses for a second.]

... I wouldn't count on finding anyone from home here, for the record. If they haven't contacted you already it probably means you're the only one.

... Doesn't necessarily mean they won't show up later, though.

[Video] 1/2

[chemwhiz]

Well, It's the only lead I've got, so I'm running with it, regardless of if they have my friends or not. Team Rocket needs to be shut down anyway, and it doesn't look like anyone else is going to do anything about it, so it's up to me.

[Video] 2/2

[chemwhiz]

I mean, I wouldn't be much of a hero if I didn't, now would I? [Insert cheesy smirk here.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

[Insert '... really?' smirk in response.]

Well, you're not the first 'hero' who's come here, I'll tell ya that much.

But hey, good luck.

For the record, if Mahogany's a bust, I'd try Goldenrod. They took over the Radio Tower there a few months back and covered it all up with BS media statements.

[Video]

[chemwhiz]

Yeah? Well, I'll certainly be the first hero to get anything done. It's hard to believe any Batman was here and didn't do anything about this Team Rocket.

But, thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

And, honestly, my luck seems to be pretty good here, with so many beautiful ladies giving me advice. [Was that a wink? Maybe.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

[Oh, gawd. Rolling her eyes, Heather groans loudly.]

Easy there, Prince Charming.

Anyway, I don't think Bats was here more than a week. Sometimes people don't stay long.

[Video]

[chemwhiz]

Let's just hope I stay long enough, then.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I've been here over a year now, so y'never know.

[Video]

[chemwhiz]

[ohgod he can't even imagine being stuck without powers for over a year...]

Hopefully I won't have to stay that long. I might just go insane.

[Video] hurrrr oh god LJ y u make me so late

[foolishwren]

Different strokes for different folks. Personally, I like it here.

The place grows on ya.

[Video] god I knowww /punches it repeatedly

[chemwhiz]

It's okay, I guess. Definitely not bad. I mean, I guess I'd rather be stuck here than somewhere else. But-the whole no powers thing-I'd forgotten how truly boring walking is.

[Video] *TRAVELS TO RUSSIA. BATTLES THE HACKERS*

[foolishwren]

Oho. Powers, huh?

So you're a superhero, then.

Not used to walking-- so what, can you fly or something?