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1.000 mph ⚡ voice/action for new bark town

Jul 17, 2011 02:10

[The Pokégear turns on and for a while all you can hear is Wally mumbling about Earth-16, a multiverse, and how cool this thing is even if he doesn't know where he is. Suddenly, he realizes the gear has been recording the entire time-]

Uh, hello? Rob, do you read me? Are you getting this? Am I transmitting? Hello? Aqualad, Supey, Artemis, Miss M? ( Read more... )

(kudou youji), (kyo sohma), (fuji yuuta), (barney stinson), (tifa lockhart), (lavie head), (heather mason), (dustin brooks), (takatori mamoru), this definitely isn't central city, (midori komaki), (daisuke motomiya), (sonic the hedgehog), @new bark town, (lacus clyne)

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video waypastcool July 18 2011, 04:11:01 UTC

Kid Flash? Sounds like a super hero name.

[Or a sidekick, but details. Who needs 'em?

Say hello to a spiky-haired teen with a Dratini draped around his shoulders.]

video chemwhiz July 18 2011, 05:38:58 UTC

Sure is! I'm The Flash's partner. You might have heard of us.

video waypastcool July 19 2011, 22:22:58 UTC

Can't say I have, but I doubt you've heard of Mobius or the Freedom Fighters. Guess we're even!

video chemwhiz July 20 2011, 02:12:43 UTC

Haha, I guess we are!

So are you some kind of superhero, too? I seem to be running in to a lot I've never heard of.

video waypastcool July 20 2011, 02:36:10 UTC

A superhero and a hedgehog, normally, but Johto sucks the powers outta anybody who shows up, and the only animals allowed are the Pokémon.

video chemwhiz July 20 2011, 02:41:41 UTC

Whoa, you're a hedgehog? That's pretty awesome! I've only ever met a talking gorilla-and he wanted to kill me. Well, I guess not me, coz he's The Flash's rogue, but still. He woulda gorilla smashed me if I'd given him the chance.

video waypastcool July 22 2011, 00:16:48 UTC

Yikes! Sounds like some rough company.

[A beat.]

But as for me, I'm not just a hedgehog. I'm a way fast hedgehog.

video chemwhiz July 22 2011, 04:03:57 UTC

[DISTRACTED BY THE FAST PART-]

No way, you have super speed too?!

video waypastcool July 23 2011, 16:24:50 UTC

You're sayin' you've got speed?

[Finally someone speaks his language!]

video chemwhiz July 24 2011, 06:20:12 UTC

Yeah, I'm a speedster! Well, not here, but you know what I mean.

video waypastcool July 24 2011, 06:47:00 UTC

'Bout how fast can ya book it?

video chemwhiz July 24 2011, 07:40:30 UTC

Well, I've never actually measured it, but I'd say somewhere between the Mach 4 and the speed of light-which is a huge gap, I know-so if you want technical it's probably about 335,541,920.5 miles per hour, and even that probably isn't entirely accurate.

video waypastcool July 30 2011, 03:21:39 UTC

Man, talk about major juicin'!

[Right down to the number of miles.]

And to think this place took it all away.

video chemwhiz July 30 2011, 07:08:36 UTC

Yeah, walking everywhere is agonizing. Even running, I'm no speedster in this shape. There's got to be a faster way to travel.

video waypastcool August 2 2011, 03:32:31 UTC

Well, you could try and catch a Pokémon to ride on. Think they've got some pretty big ones in one of the caves.

video chemwhiz August 2 2011, 03:45:28 UTC

Sweet! Thanks, man.

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