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chemwhiz

1.000 mph ⚡ voice/action for new bark town

Jul 17, 2011 02:10

[The Pokégear turns on and for a while all you can hear is Wally mumbling about Earth-16, a multiverse, and how cool this thing is even if he doesn't know where he is. Suddenly, he realizes the gear has been recording the entire time-]

Uh, hello? Rob, do you read me? Are you getting this? Am I transmitting? Hello? Aqualad, Supey, Artemis, Miss M? ( Read more... )

(kudou youji), (kyo sohma), (fuji yuuta), (barney stinson), (tifa lockhart), (lavie head), (heather mason), (dustin brooks), (takatori mamoru), this definitely isn't central city, (midori komaki), (daisuke motomiya), (sonic the hedgehog), @new bark town, (lacus clyne)

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video placeholder orz unzodiacal July 17 2011, 07:40:53 UTC

Aqualad? Supey? Kid Flash? Batman?

[Oh boy... He's hoping these are just stupid codenames.]

video chemwhiz July 17 2011, 08:07:59 UTC

[Congratulations, you're the first voice he hears! Prepare yourself for a novel. Also he's shoving his face full of trail mix as he talks.]

Yeah! You seen any of them? Especially Aqualad, he doesn't do so well out of water for too long. But at least this isn't Bialya, then he'd really be screwed.

Anyway, I'm Kid Flash so you don't need to look for me, coz I know where I am. Well, I can't lose myself is what I mean. I don't actually know where I am. I'm guessing this is some sort of Earth, though? I'm from Earth-16, although that's not exactly common knowledge-but I've got connections inside the Justice League, so I know all sorts of cool stuff.

video unzodiacal July 17 2011, 20:12:55 UTC

If I see anyone running around in capes and batsuits, I'll let you know. [Funny joke, bro.]

I don't think this is Earth. We're in a region called Johto, and last time I checked, Earth doesn't have Pokémon.

video chemwhiz July 17 2011, 21:21:54 UTC

[And he's totally taking you seriously.]

Thanks, man! I'd check myself but I guess this virtual reality game doesn't recognize superpowers.

I don't think most Earths have Pokemon, but parallel universes are crazy-if this is a parallel universe and not a game. I haven't figured that out yet.

video unzodiacal July 19 2011, 04:50:17 UTC

It isn't a game. Pokémon was a game in some people's worlds, but I don't see how we could be stuck inside a game. [But a different world? No problem, right?] I guess it could be some kind of different universe? Or different world, at least.

Yeah, it doesn't. Any powers or special abilities you had back home don't work here.

video chemwhiz July 19 2011, 05:19:14 UTC

From what other people have told me, it seems like a parallel universe is the most logical choice. Like some sort of cosmic pocket dimension...

Guess that means I'll just have to get them back. I don't know what the rules of this universe are, exactly, but it wouldn't hurt to try.

video unzodiacal July 20 2011, 05:58:00 UTC

Cosmic... pocket? [Dude you use some weird terms.]

How would you go about doing that? I don't think anyone's tried getting their powers back before.

video chemwhiz July 20 2011, 06:15:05 UTC

Yeah, a pocket dimension. It's like a universe within a universe. So this place is a pocket dimension on a cosmic scale.

Well, I got my powers from an experiment, so I'd just have to recreate the experiment... again.

video unzodiacal July 20 2011, 21:10:39 UTC

A universe within a universe. Right. [Like a dream within a dream, right?]

An experiment? You weren't born with them? [COULD THIS GUY REALLY BE A SUPERHERO? No that's just plain weird.]

video chemwhiz July 21 2011, 21:19:16 UTC

[That means Pokémon in their Pokéballs are in a universe within a universe within a universe. BRRRMMMM.] Believe it or not-unless you have a better explanation.

Man, if only! Would've made dealing with bullies a lot easier.

video unzodiacal July 24 2011, 07:03:48 UTC

[Oh you.]

Bullies?

Was the experiment something you did? [He doesn't know too much about superheroes, so he doesn't know all of the clichés and whatnot. Do forgive him.]

video | 1/2 chemwhiz July 24 2011, 07:59:32 UTC

Yeah, I was that geeky science kid in elementary. Not that I'm not still- I just didn't really fit in, and they didn't like that I was smarter than they were. I talked back, but I didn't fight back. Having super speed would have at least allowed me to do that. But thankfully, none of those jerks ended up in my middle school.

video | 2/2 shflsdf lmao keywords relevant chemwhiz July 24 2011, 08:00:42 UTC

Oh yeah, it was me and my genius all the way. Well, I guess it was really thanks to the notes I found in Uncle Barry's journal, but still. I set the whole thing up using my own chemistry set and then BOOM! The speed didn't actually show up until after I got out of the hospital, but it was totally worth it.

video ffffff unzodiacal July 25 2011, 05:33:52 UTC

Oh. [Kyo feels your pain, except he was never really bullied... just teased about his hair colour and attitude. And instead of just talking back, he'd also beat them up. Oops. There was the whole Sohmas-looking-down-on-him thing, too.]

You went to the hospital... [D'oh.] That's pretty stupid. What if it hadn't worked?

video chemwhiz July 25 2011, 05:57:00 UTC

[Yeah. Uh. Awkward. Gonna just keep talking about how awesome his is now.]

But it did. And that's what matters. Besides, my percent error was maybe 0.02%-there's no way it couldn't have worked.

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