1.000 mph ⚡ voice/action for new bark town

[chemwhiz]

[The Pokégear turns on and for a while all you can hear is Wally mumbling about Earth-16, a multiverse, and how cool this thing is even if he doesn't know where he is. Suddenly, he realizes the gear has been recording the entire time-]

Uh, hello? Rob, do you read me? Are you getting this? Am I transmitting? Hello? Aqualad, Supey, Artemis, Miss M?

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[video]

[pokemondolly]

[Okay, I apologize, but... Midori is a little overwhelmed by the fact that there are super heroes in Johto. After talking to Kotetsu, she just sorta assumes he's not using goofy superhero names for fun. Also, no actual recognition of names for now, but... 4th walling, y/n?]

Oh my god, more super heroes, this place is the coolest ever!!

[video]

[chemwhiz]

[Oh, hello~ there. A pretty girl is excited to see him? Awesome! He shoves his trail mix in his pocket in an attempt not to be disgusting. He's a little distracted by "more superheroes" so he'll hit on you later. Also, yeah, 4th wall away!]

More superheroes? You mean there are already some here? Do you know their names? It'd be nice to see a familiar face.

[video]

[pokemondolly]

[Oh good lord this is going to be the flirtiest CR-- Midori nods and grins.]

Well, just one that I've talked to, his name is Wild Tiger! [Have a happy little giggle.]

[Time for asking a lot of excited questions.] Your alias is Kid Flash? So you have super powers? How'd you get them? Do you really know Batman? Batman's real, my life is so awesome!

[video]

[chemwhiz]

Wild Tiger? That's a cool name, I guess. Never heard of him, but everybody think they can be a superhero these days...

[Sweet, questions! He loves questions, so he's just as excited to answer them. A novel cometh.] Yeah, Kid Flash, the one and only! Well, not the only Flash, 'cause there's Uncle Barry-he's The Flash-and Jay Garrick, the, uh, other Flash-well, the first Flash if we're getting technical. Uncle Barry copied the experiment that turned the original Flash into The Flash, and then I copied the copy! And bam! Kid Flash. Uncle Barry was kinda pissed at first, didn't want the responsibility of a partner, but he came around eventually, which only makes him the coolest uncle in this history of uncles. I mean, I get to fight crime with The Flash! And yeah, I really do know Batman. I know the whole Justice League. Well, sort of. I've only met a few of them, like Superman, Aquaman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Red Tornado-they're all pretty cool, but Supes could seriously learn to relax.

[video]

[pokemondolly]

Well, you might be from different worlds! A lot of us are!

[Just... beaming. All the beaming. Oh god, I apologize in advance, this girl has a thing for heroism.] That is so cool! And you pulled that off all by yourself? You can't be much older than me, and you gave yourself super powers! That's brilliant!

[video]

[chemwhiz]

Huh, so this place must be some sort of cosmic dumping ground... cool!

[Yeees, that's it, stroke his ego. Oh how it loves to be stroked.]

Oh yeah, it was all me, baby. I'm kind of a science prodigy... and I was only about thirteen when I originally got my powers. Been fighting crime with The Flash ever since.

[video]

[pokemondolly]

[She giggles.] Well, you sure took that well. It's actually a really cool place, even without the pokemon! I'll bet you don't know Japanese, right? [Yeah, she's assuming American comics = American.] Because I can understand everything you're saying, and my English isn't that good, yet you understand me! Something's translating everything!

[Someone's looking thoroughly impressed.] Man, when I was 13, I didn't even know basic chemistry... Smart and heroic~

1/2 [video] why do i ship these two already

[chemwhiz]

[A shrug.] Parallel universes are nothing new. But how awesome is it that I'm probably the first from my universe to explore such an interesting world? That means bragging rights! And who knows, I could get published in some famous journal if I ever get back home. I mean, wow, this is a huge discovery for the scientific community-!

So wait. This place is able to wirelessly transmit translations directly to our brains? I don't even know how that would be possible without insanely advanced technology, but... wow. This place gets more interesting by the second!

2/2 [video]

[chemwhiz]

[He can't help but grin smugly.] I can be more just that, if you want. I've heard I'm quite the romantic~

[video] I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID IT FIRST, THEY'RE ADORABLE--

[pokemondolly]

[She laughs.] To you, maybe! The girl I'm rooming with is from the 1920s, and I've met a few people who don't know about electricity! [Okay, Midori is giggling at the enthusiasm.] Just a little bit excited?~ [YAY FOR PLAYFUL TEASING.]

I don't quite know how it works, but it's crazy effective! I've talked to people from America and China and Korea and other planets, and I understood every one of them! It even works when you don't have your pokegear with you, I checked!

[Midori blushes and smiles.] Well, I think you're charming~

1/2 [video] shdflskdfj i wish i could draw b/c i would draw them so much

[chemwhiz]

[PRACTICALLY BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT.] I don't think I've ever been this excited! Except maybe when I first got my powers, that was pretty exciting, too. But just think of everything I could learn from this place! I've got to start taking notes-

Note to self: investigate translation system. I can't even begin to imagine how it works-how does it translate idioms and colloquialisms and slang? It's got to be constantly updated as language changes... Man, if only Rob were here, he'd probably find a way to hack the system.

2/2 [video]

[chemwhiz]

[A girl. Thinks he's charming. LET HIM DIE.] What's your name, gorgeous? I don't think we ever properly introduced ourselves. I'm Kid Flash, as you know, but you can call me Wally.

[video] I CAN SORTA DRAW, DOODLES MAY HAPPEN

[pokemondolly]

[MORE GIGGLES, WALLY JUST GETS ALL THE GIGGLES.] You know, I think you're the first person I've met who's excited to be here for reasons other than the pokemon~ Which could probably use some investigation as well, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm still trying to figure out why cross-species breeding works...

You know, I wonder if the translator works on the same system as the music... Nobody can figure out where either of them are coming from!

[ALL OF THE SMILES.] Midori Komaki~ It's a pleasure to meet you, Wally~ [Oh, and you can tell she means it.]

[video] omg yesss do it do it do it

[chemwhiz]

[He's kind of laughing at himself now coz wow he's being a giant nerd.] Well, I do like to consider myself a scientist, so this is all really fascinating! The talking animals thing isn't really a new discovery, although they don't seem to be as intelligent as the gorillas from Gorilla City-but don't quote me on that; I'm no biologist.

[Oh right the music. He hadn't really noticed until now.] Well, there's got to be some sort of main server or something controlling all of it... but Rob's the techie, I just run really fast. But I bet once I get to Mahogany Town, I'll be able to find some answers...

[Have a bowing hand gesture, since it's kind of hard to bow properly while holding a the Gear.] Believe me, the pleasure's all mine, Midori.

[video] FIRST, I NEED TO ESCAPE OUR HOUSEGUESTS :|a

[pokemondolly]

[She grins.] You sound like a scientist to me~ You'll have to explain some of this stuff to me once you figure it out~ You... have talking gorillas at home? [Looking a little bit amazed here.]

The thing is, nobody can even find the speakers for the music. And it abruptly changes when you go into the pokemon center. If covering your ears didn't work, I'd say it was playing in our heads. [Headtilt.] What's in Mahogany Town?

[GIGGLE.] So, any chance you'll be passing through Violet on your way to Mahogany?~

1/2 [video] MIDORI USED ESCAPE ROPE!

[chemwhiz]

I can explain all that and more, babe-I'm kind of a science prodigy. I can even show you a few experiments if you're interested. And, yeah, there's talking gorillas back home. Grodd's the only one I've really met, and sometimes I wonder how smart he really is if he keeps coming back to Central City, which he knows is the Flash's territory...