THINGS I HATE ABOUT ISLA VISTA/SANTA BARBARA (A WORK IN PROGRESS)

Jul 25, 2009 11:50

THINGS I HATE ABOUT ISLA VISTA/SANTA BARBARA (A WORK IN PROGRESS)

Sorry if this offends anyone...but I hate a lot of things about Isla Vista and Santa Barbara. In 7 weeks I'll be out of this miserable town for good (knock on wood...) and felt like documenting my hate before I leave. I would post this on facebook but one of my friends would probably be all, "Oh Sierra! Be Posi! <3 xo xo xo We love you!!!" Which reminds me...

1. Overly positive/friendly/happy all the time people
2. Shitty indie bands that dominate the music scene
3. Hippies
4. Drunk assholes
5. Skunks
6. Flip Flops
7. Sun
8. UCSB
9. The beach
10. People wearing bathing suits to class
11. Broesses/Bros
12. Shitty hipsters
13. That dude who walks around playing his guitar all the time
14. Shitty electro "raves"
15. The bitches that work at IV Market
16. The police
17. IV slumlords
18. Sluts (sorry... just saying...)
19. Overcrowding
20. The master plan
21. Bad art everywhere in IV (murals, posters, store fronts)
22. The daily nexus
23. The BC
24. Dancing
25. Overly aggressive/too much testosterone males
26. Halloween
27. The inability to have a conversation with 99% of the population
28. Crappy theme/dress up parties (ie: Anything But Clothes, Highlighter Parties, etc.)
29. Hipsters who think they're super underground and "indie" for liking animal collective and juno

TO BE CONTINUED....feel free to comment and add your own
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