FIC: Sex Pollen Fun
Title: Sex Pollen Fun
Synopsis: The threat of an alien invasion has front-line assault team SG-1 in Gotham City. Unfortunately, there are no aliens, but there are man-eating plants, attractive young men, green women (who looked like an alien, in the caller’s defense), and Poison Ivy’s trademark.
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Tim Drake
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for Bats. Kind of silly.
The Asgard technology was actually quite useful as it deposited SG-1 in Gotham, right by the supposed alien invasion. Cameron Mitchell, Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, and Teal’c were suddenly in front of a writhing mass of snarling (!!!) and drooling plants. They didn’t seem particularly alien in nature, except the whole mouth thing. Daniel was giving them a suspicious look while muttering something about Jack being right about the trees. Cameron felt just as suspicious. Especially when they erupted in to flames.
“What the hell?” Sam hissed out, drawing her gun. There was a loud shriek of absolute rage and pain.
“MY BABIES!” The voice cried out. Cameron and Teal’c turned almost in unison to the source of the voice. A scantily clad green woman with bright red hair was staring at the flaming plants. “You… you!” She pointed at Cameron.
“You did this!” She hissed at him. Cameron looked around, hoping she was talking to someone. Fortunately, she was. Some… child? Dressed in very odd clothing. While his mind went immediately to what surreal and fucked up place he had landed in. Upon further scrutiny, he saw the child was actually a teenager.
“You’re right, Ivy. I did do it.” Robin replied in an even tone. Cameron wanted to ask ‘what the fuck’ but he just couldn’t seem to find the words at all. Teal’c was doing the raised eyebrow thing which could have meant any number of things. Daniel was still muttering.
“You aren’t an alien.” Sam said, rather needlessly. Ivy ignored her though as she started throwing flaming plant parts at the gaily dressed teen. He was dodging with extreme athletic skill that seemed to impress Teal’c. Cameron was quite impressed too. Daniel, Cameron was sure, didn’t even notice.
“You Bats are always meddling.” She shrieked. Sam and Cameron shared a confused look. She mouthed ‘bats’ and he shrugged. And then a six foot man dressed as a bat swooped down from the roof. Understanding dawned immediately. Ivy shrieked again and pulled out a vial.
“No!” Robin said, lunging for her. She smashed it on the floor, sending a cloud of dust over everyone. When the dust cleared, Cameron felt really weird. Batman coughed and tapped the comm.
“Is Flash on the Watchtower?” He asked. A few seconds passed. “Beam me up please.” The blue light shimmered and took Batman away. The teenage boy just kept saying no. The lady in green (Ivy) was nowhere to be found. Teal’c was unaffected by whatever the powder was and was attempting to pull Daniel off of Sam. Cameron felt really funny… and oddly warm. He tugged at his collar gently.
“Is it hot in here or is it-“ He was cut off when the teenage boy started kissing him. Very roughly. Cameron’s initial thought was to resist but he was suddenly overcome with desire and he kissed the kid back, forgetting about everything else. He pulled back.
“This is Robin to Batgirl, Huntress, Nightwing, and Arsenal if he’s in the area. Poison Ivy is on the loose, Batman and I have both been afflicted.” He explained. He went back to kissing Cameron. And Cameron was kissing him back with abandon and forgetting about why he was here. His body was on fire as they kid led him to a dark alley and began to undress him. Cameron couldn’t stop what was happening.
He watched with intensity as the kid shucked his own pants off and started to prepare himself, opening himself wide for Cameron. Cameron had a fleeting thought that he was a heterosexual, but he was practically slobbering over the teen boy. Robin prepared himself with a sort of quick efficiency that, at any other time, would have given Cameron second thoughts. He slid a condom on to Cameron’s erection and lubed it up, before climbing atop him and sliding down.
Cameron was soon lost in the bliss of being ridden; it reminded him of his academy days. He grabbed on to the kid’s hips and got really in to it, bucking up against him. Cameron couldn’t figure out why he was enjoying this so much and he was a guy but it felt damned good. And then there was the whole ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ thing. He was going to be in so much shit.
The kid was rather quiet, just soft panting noises in his ears while he rode Cameron with zeal. Cameron couldn’t let go of his hips. It was hot to see someone taking such an interest in him. And though he had issues with the whole guy thing, he couldn’t deny that it had been a long time. It was over way too soon for Cam’s liking though. But as soon as he did orgasm, his head started to clear. The kid dressed quickly though and immediately pulled out a grappling hook and disappeared on the roof. Cameron had the kid’s semen all over his black t-shirt and air force jacket. He sighed and pulled his pants back on, thinking about the kid. Sam was redressing when he got back to the street, Daniel apologizing profusely. Came was sure that if Teal’c blushed, he would be right now.
The shimmer of blue light brought back the six foot man dressed as a bat, but he immediately took the skies as well. Cameron regarded the smoldering clump of plant matter that was still beside them and contacted the SGC. It seemed like this situation was well under control. The Asgard technology back to the SGC. The next day, he read on article on Yahoo! News that the villainess Poison Ivy had been captured by Batman, Robin, and some other heroes.
He shook his head and after a week or so, he forgot about the whole incident.
* * *
SG-1 was thankfully having a slow week. They were having lunch in the commissary when there was a shimmer of blue light. Cameron twitched as he saw the six foot Bat again. He had forgotten about the incident, but there was a reminder. His mouth was set in a grim line. He looked pissed. The marines were clamoring about security issues while Sam explained to them about the Justice League and that he was a good guy.
Her expression was placating them until he punched Cameron in the mouth.
“Next time you feel the need to fuck someone, stay away from my kids.” He snarled out. Cameron stood, surprised, his mouth and nose bleeding. He was going to protest, but the light shimmered and he was gone again. Cameron held his nose while the marines asked what he had done. He made up some story, and then made a note to ask Landry to never send him to Gotham again.
Synopsis: The threat of an alien invasion has front-line assault team SG-1 in Gotham City. Unfortunately, there are no aliens, but there are man-eating plants, attractive young men, green women (who looked like an alien, in the caller’s defense), and Poison Ivy’s trademark.
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Tim Drake
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for Bats. Kind of silly.
The Asgard technology was actually quite useful as it deposited SG-1 in Gotham, right by the supposed alien invasion. Cameron Mitchell, Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, and Teal’c were suddenly in front of a writhing mass of snarling (!!!) and drooling plants. They didn’t seem particularly alien in nature, except the whole mouth thing. Daniel was giving them a suspicious look while muttering something about Jack being right about the trees. Cameron felt just as suspicious. Especially when they erupted in to flames.
“What the hell?” Sam hissed out, drawing her gun. There was a loud shriek of absolute rage and pain.
“MY BABIES!” The voice cried out. Cameron and Teal’c turned almost in unison to the source of the voice. A scantily clad green woman with bright red hair was staring at the flaming plants. “You… you!” She pointed at Cameron.
“You did this!” She hissed at him. Cameron looked around, hoping she was talking to someone. Fortunately, she was. Some… child? Dressed in very odd clothing. While his mind went immediately to what surreal and fucked up place he had landed in. Upon further scrutiny, he saw the child was actually a teenager.
“You’re right, Ivy. I did do it.” Robin replied in an even tone. Cameron wanted to ask ‘what the fuck’ but he just couldn’t seem to find the words at all. Teal’c was doing the raised eyebrow thing which could have meant any number of things. Daniel was still muttering.
“You aren’t an alien.” Sam said, rather needlessly. Ivy ignored her though as she started throwing flaming plant parts at the gaily dressed teen. He was dodging with extreme athletic skill that seemed to impress Teal’c. Cameron was quite impressed too. Daniel, Cameron was sure, didn’t even notice.
“You Bats are always meddling.” She shrieked. Sam and Cameron shared a confused look. She mouthed ‘bats’ and he shrugged. And then a six foot man dressed as a bat swooped down from the roof. Understanding dawned immediately. Ivy shrieked again and pulled out a vial.
“No!” Robin said, lunging for her. She smashed it on the floor, sending a cloud of dust over everyone. When the dust cleared, Cameron felt really weird. Batman coughed and tapped the comm.
“Is Flash on the Watchtower?” He asked. A few seconds passed. “Beam me up please.” The blue light shimmered and took Batman away. The teenage boy just kept saying no. The lady in green (Ivy) was nowhere to be found. Teal’c was unaffected by whatever the powder was and was attempting to pull Daniel off of Sam. Cameron felt really funny… and oddly warm. He tugged at his collar gently.
“Is it hot in here or is it-“ He was cut off when the teenage boy started kissing him. Very roughly. Cameron’s initial thought was to resist but he was suddenly overcome with desire and he kissed the kid back, forgetting about everything else. He pulled back.
“This is Robin to Batgirl, Huntress, Nightwing, and Arsenal if he’s in the area. Poison Ivy is on the loose, Batman and I have both been afflicted.” He explained. He went back to kissing Cameron. And Cameron was kissing him back with abandon and forgetting about why he was here. His body was on fire as they kid led him to a dark alley and began to undress him. Cameron couldn’t stop what was happening.
He watched with intensity as the kid shucked his own pants off and started to prepare himself, opening himself wide for Cameron. Cameron had a fleeting thought that he was a heterosexual, but he was practically slobbering over the teen boy. Robin prepared himself with a sort of quick efficiency that, at any other time, would have given Cameron second thoughts. He slid a condom on to Cameron’s erection and lubed it up, before climbing atop him and sliding down.
Cameron was soon lost in the bliss of being ridden; it reminded him of his academy days. He grabbed on to the kid’s hips and got really in to it, bucking up against him. Cameron couldn’t figure out why he was enjoying this so much and he was a guy but it felt damned good. And then there was the whole ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ thing. He was going to be in so much shit.
The kid was rather quiet, just soft panting noises in his ears while he rode Cameron with zeal. Cameron couldn’t let go of his hips. It was hot to see someone taking such an interest in him. And though he had issues with the whole guy thing, he couldn’t deny that it had been a long time. It was over way too soon for Cam’s liking though. But as soon as he did orgasm, his head started to clear. The kid dressed quickly though and immediately pulled out a grappling hook and disappeared on the roof. Cameron had the kid’s semen all over his black t-shirt and air force jacket. He sighed and pulled his pants back on, thinking about the kid. Sam was redressing when he got back to the street, Daniel apologizing profusely. Came was sure that if Teal’c blushed, he would be right now.
The shimmer of blue light brought back the six foot man dressed as a bat, but he immediately took the skies as well. Cameron regarded the smoldering clump of plant matter that was still beside them and contacted the SGC. It seemed like this situation was well under control. The Asgard technology back to the SGC. The next day, he read on article on Yahoo! News that the villainess Poison Ivy had been captured by Batman, Robin, and some other heroes.
He shook his head and after a week or so, he forgot about the whole incident.
* * *
SG-1 was thankfully having a slow week. They were having lunch in the commissary when there was a shimmer of blue light. Cameron twitched as he saw the six foot Bat again. He had forgotten about the incident, but there was a reminder. His mouth was set in a grim line. He looked pissed. The marines were clamoring about security issues while Sam explained to them about the Justice League and that he was a good guy.
Her expression was placating them until he punched Cameron in the mouth.
“Next time you feel the need to fuck someone, stay away from my kids.” He snarled out. Cameron stood, surprised, his mouth and nose bleeding. He was going to protest, but the light shimmered and he was gone again. Cameron held his nose while the marines asked what he had done. He made up some story, and then made a note to ask Landry to never send him to Gotham again.