Odd dream
I opened my head and removed what appeared to be a rather large, brain-sized orange. Already peeled. I removed a segment and began eating it when what sounded like a young child exclaiming "Ewwwwwww!" piped in out of nowhere. Realizing the uncouthness of my actions, I proceeded to juice the orange properly. Wouldn't want to be uncivilized, after all.
With my brain now removed and juiced, I was beginning to feel a bit woozy. Lack of a brain will do that, ya know. So I open the fridge only to find no citrus fruit. No oranges. No grapefruits. Not even a measly clementine. I was getting increasingly shaky and beginning to get tunnel vision from the lack of a brain. Then I woke up.
I think I need to eat more fruit.
With my brain now removed and juiced, I was beginning to feel a bit woozy. Lack of a brain will do that, ya know. So I open the fridge only to find no citrus fruit. No oranges. No grapefruits. Not even a measly clementine. I was getting increasingly shaky and beginning to get tunnel vision from the lack of a brain. Then I woke up.
I think I need to eat more fruit.