Quotes from the lab....
We've been working too hard I think....
*girl puts Snoopy stuffed animal on keyboard*
Me-"Are you going to have Snoopy write your dissertation for you?"
Her-"He'd probably do a better job..."
Later
Her-"I have about 60 pages so far"
Me-"How many of thos did Snoopy write?"
Her-"Well, I wrote about 40 pages..."
Me-"That was not the answer I was hoping to hear..."
labmate-"Do you think dolphins have it easier?"
Me-"I don't want to waste my time d..."
labmate cuts me off-"You're in the wrong field."
labmate-"You know, boss (our advisor) and Hitler have a lot in common"
Labmate at the end of 7th year in grad school: "I should start learning how to use APE"
Me-"No, you should be starting to graduate"