hehe this is funny!!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3 And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
AMEN!
hahaha that is great lol sorry just had to share that with yall :)
TODAY I SAW CATWOMAN!! haha it was okay... she kicks butt tho and thats always cool lol plus she looks great doin it! woo! i saw my colby there too!! wow!! what a coinkidink! haha thats a funny word to try and spell but yes now im here at my house about to go get ready for tomorrow... blah im still not completely un-sore yet... but oh well!! later!
-chelsea-
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3 And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
AMEN!
hahaha that is great lol sorry just had to share that with yall :)
TODAY I SAW CATWOMAN!! haha it was okay... she kicks butt tho and thats always cool lol plus she looks great doin it! woo! i saw my colby there too!! wow!! what a coinkidink! haha thats a funny word to try and spell but yes now im here at my house about to go get ready for tomorrow... blah im still not completely un-sore yet... but oh well!! later!
-chelsea-