May 11, 2006 06:21
I don't think anything could have prepared me for last night. Like, I wish I could have known all day that FREAKIN.AMERICANS were going to be FLIPPING.RETARDED and SCREW it all up the way THEY ALWAYS.DO!!!!1
*explodes*
I really wish I would have been better prepared. If I would have known then I could have spent the whole day burning Lake Charles to the ground and starting riots and killing people.
Of course, I knew as soon as I saw the bottom two that it was over. Don't ask me how. I just knew that my validation as a person of good taste had lasted long past its due course.
And of course, that is really all that matters--my validation. Sad huh? Because yes, I knoooooow that Chris is awesome and he's going places after AI, blahblahblahblah-WTFEVER-BLAH! That is not the point. The point is that Chris was the best, and he should have the Title as The Best, therefore validating me as The Best for LOVING HIM ALL ALONG BECAUSE I FREAKING DID and spent two hours every Tuesday voting for him! I give two craps if this makes me narcissistic. I needed to prove to America that I was right and that I have had better taste than them my entire freaking life. But NO, they have to breed their damned stepford-wives-America's sweetheart single white female Idol because their brains have not the capacity for anything different no matter how full of quality or substance it may be.
I have nothing against Katherine. Up until last night American had gotten it pretty much right. But that is completely over now, and I should have known better than to have hoped otherwise.
I am not not not not not NOT watching this show anymore.