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I have just realized the following:
I have been part of a very sneaky and deceptive plot.
Lindsay, in a seemingly innocent manner, talked me into watching the Harry Potter movies. Why? According to her, so I "can at least start to understand why it's so great."
The real reason? To suck me into a world of magic from whence I can never return.
I have watched the first two as of this weekend and just earlier Lindsay and I had this conversation:
Me: So I wanna watch more Harry Potter now.
Linsday: You mean the 3rd one?
Me: Yes
Lindsay: OK, well we can get it tomorrow night.
Me: Yea, but then I'll want to watch the next one.
Lindsay: Well, you'll have to wait until it comes in in March.
Me: Yes, but THEN I'll want to watch the 5th one....then the 6th....and 7th.
Lindsay (as her plan begins to unravel exactly as planned): Well, then you will just have to read those then won't you?
Me: *sighs* I know......................This was your plan all along wasn't it?
Lindsay: *smiles knowingly and cruelly* Yes...yes it was.
Me: Bloody Hell.
I cannot believe that I have been so blind. And the worst part is that now I know the trap is set, and I am still going to walk right into it.
Oh J.K. Rowling Life, what a cruel hand you have dealt me.