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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I pushed raphielh in the mud (-17 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I broke baby_beckham's X-Box (-12 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-770 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
chelsielynn