| my sholympics dream is no more |
so chicago didn't get the 2016 olympics. to be fair, we were trailing most of the time and rio de janeiro will still be pretty great. but with the olympic decision comes my crushed hopes and dreams of spending $1400 for a day of sho-hunting in the city. it would've been awesome.
even at an early age, sakurai sho was destined for greatness. his athletic prowess was unparalleled. he began his race for the olympics with track and field. first the hurdles!
when he grew tired of running, sho switched to the shotput event. check out those sexy shorts!
proving himself just too manly for only one event, sho challenged the weightlifting event as well. this didn't last long, as he was too preoccupied with flexing and smiling at the cameras to keep the weight above his head for the required time limit.
finally his hard work paid off! sho was the pride of america japan! this is a rare shot of him without his diamond grill in his mouth.
and the eventual sexy magazine spread, of course. no olympic athlete has made it without one!
even at an early age, sakurai sho was destined for greatness. his athletic prowess was unparalleled. he began his race for the olympics with track and field. first the hurdles!
when he grew tired of running, sho switched to the shotput event. check out those sexy shorts!
proving himself just too manly for only one event, sho challenged the weightlifting event as well. this didn't last long, as he was too preoccupied with flexing and smiling at the cameras to keep the weight above his head for the required time limit.
finally his hard work paid off! sho was the pride of america japan! this is a rare shot of him without his diamond grill in his mouth.
and the eventual sexy magazine spread, of course. no olympic athlete has made it without one!