Not exactly a Hallmark moment
After chatting a while this morning about my second and most horrible year in University I came to the realization that this summer it will have been five years since my parents got divorced.
Happy Divorce-a-versary Mom and Dad !
You're so much better off without each other
In the Summer I'm going to throw a huge Five Year Divorce-a-versary Party! You, as my dedicated readers, are all invited.
Also on the VIP list are:
-my Mom's boyfriend
-his mother (sweet old lady)
-his Aunt (because she goes together with his mother)
-his ex-wife and children
-my Dad's first ex-girlfriend he had after the divorce
-plus her husband!!!
-Carolle (because I miss her dearly) for those who don't know, she's my Dad's other exgirlfriend
-Carolle's Granddaughter Adrienne (cool kid. . dresses as a boy)
-and then my Dad's Cousin Cam, just for the hell of it, because he aggravates me.
This is going to be THE PaRtAy of the Year!
Happy Divorce-a-versary Mom and Dad !
You're so much better off without each other
In the Summer I'm going to throw a huge Five Year Divorce-a-versary Party! You, as my dedicated readers, are all invited.
Also on the VIP list are:
-my Mom's boyfriend
-his mother (sweet old lady)
-his Aunt (because she goes together with his mother)
-his ex-wife and children
-my Dad's first ex-girlfriend he had after the divorce
-plus her husband!!!
-Carolle (because I miss her dearly) for those who don't know, she's my Dad's other exgirlfriend
-Carolle's Granddaughter Adrienne (cool kid. . dresses as a boy)
-and then my Dad's Cousin Cam, just for the hell of it, because he aggravates me.
This is going to be THE PaRtAy of the Year!