Talking Dogz (1/?)
Title:Talking Dogz (1/?)
Pairing: John Terry/Frank Lampard, Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings
Characters: Michael Ballack, Torsten Frings, John Terry, Frank Lampard and many more.
Rating: G
Summary: Some witch casts a spell on a bubble bath and the users have an unexpected change.
Smells like blueberries. It isn't the fruit. It's a bubble bath. The most revolutionary blueberries bubble bath in history. Is really expensive. 300 pounds the bottle.
John Terry, Frank Lampard and Michael Ballack are the few people, more than the Beckhams that they can give that
luxury.
The best of all: it's Chilean blueberry, so it's smell so good.
Frank and John wanted to test it, so as Michael with Torsten in Germany.
But something strange happens there.John looked for Frankie the whole time, he disappeared like a magic act.
"Frankie...Frankie...where are you? Frank... Frank...??? Hey!"
Suddenly, some bubbles appeared around the bathtub.
"Hey! Lemme save you Frank! Blimey! What happen'd to Lampsy...huh?"
Then he picks something that's not... human skin.
"Blimey! What happened to you? WHOA!"
A dog was coming out of John's hand, of three years old more or less. It was just an adult...or a teen if you want to prefer.
His breed was so beautiful... a spotted black and white English Setter...
"Hi, John! How are you?"
"You cannot....talk!" John exclaims with impact for the situation.
"What are you doing with your hands on my neck??" doggy!Lampsy asks. "Rinse me if necessary. I think it's going to be provisory"
"But you still keep your voice... bark..."
"Ehm...wait...WOOF!"
"That's better... blimey! So funny...now Frank Lampard is doggy!Lampsy!!"
"K-9 Language. I like that nickname... please, get down me..."
"K..."
"Don't try it..."
John already naked tried to get himself on the bathtub.
Suddenly he began to experience strange changes.
"What the...heck? Sh...! Frankie! I have tail! And paws! Holy....!!! Frank...Frank! Hey, come here..."
But he had a better idea...
"Frankie...!!" he whistles several times like calling a dog.
"Hey! I'm here... I'm a dog, but I'm still human..can't you see I talk?"
"Yeah...but look at me!"
"Put in for feet or...in four paws, like me."
John went out of the bathtub in animal position... top human...bottom dog. It was a weird picture.
"Look, Frankie! At least I can move the tail...take a look"
"Nothing wrong for a self-learner!" doggy!Frank talks.
"Why you don't put the rest of your body inside the bathtub?"
"I can't! I cannot be like that for the FA Cup final!!!"
"Just do it!"
"Ok, here we go"
John's afraid... but he keeps going on.
Finally his human figure fades away.
"Hey...WOOF! WOOF WOOF!"
Doggy!Lampard barks all the time, 'cause he doesn't view any sign of John.
But there he goes... as a splendorous English Pointer.
"Wait a second..." Dog!John says...
"Hey! Don't look at the mirror...no...no!"
John stands up in two paws, trying to look at himself.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"I told ya, John, I told ya" doggy!Frank says. "Get down... and let's forget the human lifestyle for a second.
Let's bark, dig holes, chewing bones. Eat some Dog Chow..."
"Yeah, c'mon! Blimey, Frankie... it's difficult to walk in four paws...and... I see black and white!!!"
"Really...oh...damn...I lost color vision, John...awww..."
"But, hey, Frankie...turn off the lights!"
"For what? Dogs can't see in the dark!"
"Yo, John, check it out..."
Dog!Terry stands up in two paws and with his nose turns off the light.
"Blimey,Frankie!" he whispers "I see better than before. And...I can smell better...!!! Aww, something pricks me up!"
Then Pointer!Terry wants to rub against the wall...
"Nope! Try this..."
Setter!Lampard sits down and then with his back paw rubs against his own hair.
"Very funny fuzzball...! I want to try it."
Terry sits down.Then he lays his head down and then...
"Oh....ohhhh....that's better...well...I have to live like a dog until some...cure is coming closer."
"This bathtub liquid has something I think.Mmmmm..."
"Awww...don't cry, puppy!" Pointer!John exclaims "But we can lick each other... and for dogs, licking is like kissing."
"How is it..."
"Like this...!!"
Doggy!Terry licked his friend on the nose...
"It tickles...!!"
Then Frankie answered the licking like a kiss would be in human world.
Then both began to run, dig holes at backyard, playing with each other and finally get up to bed...for resting.
John and Frank enjoyed this day more than they could. They could lay down as they wanted, rub their backs on the grass. And drink water without using a glass.
That was the last day as humans... but the first as....talking dogs.
tbc. 05/28/2009